Joined: February 15, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 274435
I haven't been on witty for 2 flipping years.. Until now.
And can I just say that I'm now 13? *eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
I've just gone through a phase where I'd say 'WHAT EVEN LYFFFF' and I'm slowly recovering.

Have a great day, wherever you are.

Quotes by xXFeeling_HappyXx

How to Annoy Pizza Hut

You: Hello is this Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut: Why yes, what can we do for you?
You: Could you give me the number for Domino's?

Checking your watch
to see what time it is
and checking again
you weren't paying attention.

I like Rumors!

I found out so much about me
that I didn't even know!

You're beautiful.
( hold your cursor over this quote)


Watching a horror Movie with friends
"This is SO fake"
Watching a horror by myself
*Grab a pillow and hug it in fear*
"Its not real, Its not real, Its not real...."

When my friend's ask for candy that i'm eating,
I give them the flavor I dislike


You mean the mini table on the pizza ISNT actually a mini table?
My Childhoods over.  =[

WhenI was a little kid:
Plastic bag = Parachute

Best childhood memory:
Fall asleep on the couch
The next morning you wake up in your bed

I can teleport!


*Squish a bug....*
"Maybe that bug had wife and kids..."
"I'm a monster!"