xXMegenRawrXx

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Keep that smile,
It's beautiful                

Quotes by xXMegenRawrXx

In an America airport a strange young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body. Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their sears and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passenger. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright. From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it's organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.


And just the sound of his voice gives me those butterflies

 
Fu...ck You Haters: !!!



Got a problem with me?
Solve it.


Think im tripping?

Tie my shoes.



Cant stand me?

Sit back down.


Cant face me?

Turn around.


nmf
 
Calories:
(noun)

Tiny creatures that live in your closet
that sew your cloths a little bit tighter
every night.

nmf



Is that a
gun in your pants or,
are you just glad to
see me?

           MOM         

 

Hey honey, getting some olive garden take-out for dinner. Want anything?
Just salad please. Oh and bread dicks.

 

Is that a new menu item? Sounds good, ill buy extra ;)
EWWWW! MOM REALLY?!? I MEAN BREAD STICKS!!

 

Damn.

 

-nmf
 
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Read the ads again.

 

 



When im alone i sound like an auto tune machine.

But when im trying to prove that to someone i suddenly sound like a dying frog.

-nmf

 

 

 

Baby,
If you asked me to write my list of my priorities you would be number one.

LOLOL Jk,
You're number one on my to kill list.



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