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&baby itrytohateyou
                                                               to numb my pain a little.
 
quote number 1359003
filed under love
  3
I brush my teeth with toothpaste

  NOT a bottle of JACK you disgusting woman!!




not mine, fb group!
sorry if its already here
i ddnt see it and search's down
and the quote is not meant
to be offensive to  n e one




far as i know, quote's mine:)

 
quote number 1326186
filed under funny
  5
I am a gorgeous llama with a hot boyfriend... opened it! You will have bad luck for four weeks. But if you re-post this, you will get kissed by your crush on Friday! Put a star on what applies to you. Repost as I am a.....

What color of shirt are you wearing?
Red = Silly
Brown = Cute
Green = Gorgeous*
Blue = Sexy
Aqua = Freakywhite = muscular

Yellow = Innocent*
Purple = A little TOO happy
*****Black/dont remeber = EMO
Orange = Funny
Gray = Dumb
Pink = Preppy
Lightpink = Sweaty

Mult
icolored = Tree-hugging 
Other = Hot *
None = Sexy beast

What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts = Cheerleader
Skirt/Skort = Llama
Corduroy = Cagefighter
Skinny jeans = Pothead
Ripped Jeans = Skater
Cammo = Hillbilly
Jean short shorts = Whore
Jeans = Emo *
Cargo = Clown
Sweats/basketballshort = Jock*
Booty = Bum
Pajama Pants = Slut*

Nothing = Mother banger

What is your NATURAL hair color?
Dark brown = With a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
Auburn = With a broken heart
Red = With a hot butt
Black = With a nice smile
Blonde = With a hot body*
Brown = That flirts too much
Dirty blonde = With beautiful eyes*
Strawberry blond = That is to much to handle #
Light brown = With amazing eyes
quote number 1313153
filed under funny
  0
One of the greatest lessons life has ever taught me: Learn from your mistakes and move on. <3




quote number 1304608
filed under inspirational
  1
**With all the excuses we've used against our parents, our kids are gonna have a hard time...**
>:]


ddnt jock this, but credit to
whoever mmay have put this up
before me..:)




far as i know, quote's mine:)  ANSWER QUESTION PLEAASE. IM IN REAL NEED :(
quote number 1302667
filed under funny
  6
How to stop caring for someone who will never be for you ?
LOVE

  is so simple, yet, so complicated.




far as i know, quote's mine:)  ANSWER QUESTION PLEAASE. IM IN REAL NEED :(
 ANS
quote number 1301051
filed under love
  2
Favorite this if

  you've wanted at least once to go through the "only employees" door.




far as i know, quote's mine:)
 
quote number 1301039
filed under funny
  413
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate falling in love sometimes.”  ~Neil Gaiman.



i just changed the last sentence. it said "i hate love", and i don't:)
quote number 1298807
filed under love
  1
rules for flirting(: 

Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly 
Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his. 

Guys: whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle 

Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back! 

Girls: 
When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold 
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't

Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder 
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her 

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it! 

Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat 
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers! 

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush 

*************
STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! 
now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
much they want you if you don't repost this, your 
life (not just love life) will have bad luck for
ever
quote number 1295894
filed under flirty
  4
DEAREST PRINCE CHARMING...
would you please hurry your ass up and come already ???!
quote number 1292888
filed under love
  6

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