Boy-"I wasn't that
drunk.."
Friend-"Dude you were in my pool trying to find
nemo!"
"you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You were arguing with yourself, over the phone n got upset
wen you hung up"
"you were in my cupboard yelling, "where is
narnia?"
"you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO
PIKACHU!"
"you hugged a man with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE
YOU'RE BACK!"