Zoë*

Status: "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore
Joined: January 9, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 345684
Location: The Chamber of Secrets
Gender: F


MARVEL
Enough said.
 

Quotes by Zoë*





Sometimes when you're depressed

all you want is someone to hug you and whisper,
"I have snacks with me."




 
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When you're watching a TV show online

and throughout the whole video, the buffering is terrible, except for the theme song
which plays the whole way through.





 
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Teacher: You failed your exam.
Me: You failed to teach me.
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North West: Daddy, what are you famous for?
Kanye: Rapping.
North West: Mummy, what are you famous for?
*awkward silence*
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Ed Sheeran is actually short for
Ed Sheeranythingsungbythismansoundslikeaf.ckingangeljghlsd




 
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Are there medium sized rappers?
They're always big or lil



 
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Is it really wrong to hate a certain race?
because I hate the 1,500 meter run




 
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Definition: Buysexual
You buy me food, I become sexual





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My life is about as organized as
the $5 DVD bin at Walmart





 
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Don't kid yourself would be
a great name for a condom company




 
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