Zoë*

Status: "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore
Joined: January 9, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 345684
Location: The Chamber of Secrets
Gender: F


MARVEL
Enough said.
 

Quotes by Zoë*


I hate it when I
forget to forward and chain message and die the next day.
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Talking about how  annoying
the grade below you are, but convincing yourself you didn't act like that last year.
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Dear mum and dad,
Thanks for giving me such a weird name.

Sincerely,
My name is never on those gift key-chains.
9 0 Zoë* Zoë*
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I don't use i-pads to read,
I use books. Keeping it real mutherf*ckers.
9 0 Zoë* Zoë*
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I remember  that time
before witty I actually used to go outside and do stuff.
10 0 Zoë* Zoë*
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I 'm not  fat.
My stomach is 3D
 
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I cut corners in gym
because I'm a fearless bas.tard
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If you tickle me,
I am not responsible for any of your injuries.
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I don't  hate  you,
I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
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If Jessica Biel
doesn't call her first child Batmo, she is just throwing away a
perfect opportunity.
6 0 Zoë* Zoë*
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