10 REASONS TO OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject
unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air
conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Just like how
hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will encourage all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may want to marry their pets because animals
hold a legal standing and can sign a marriage document.
4. Straight marriage has been around for hundreds of years and
hasn't changed like many of the principles our country was
founded on; women are still property, blacks still can't marry
whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is
allowed. The sanctity of marriages like Kim Kardashians will be
destroyed.
6. The only valid couples are ones that produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people should not allowed to
be married because our orphanages and adoption centers aren't
full yet and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, because
straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon the whole
country. That's why there's only one religion in America.
9. Children cannot succeed without both a male and female role
model. That's why our society does not allow single parents to
raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of our society. We
could never adapt to the new social norms. Just like how we
haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer
life spans.
~Thanks to everyone who actually reads it all the way
through.~
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