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If a bra is called an over the
shoulder boulder 'holder
'isn't men's underwear
called 'under the butt nut hut'?
 

Liam Payne is in my bed, WMYB is in my head, carrots all over the room, turtles swimming in the pool...Last Friday Niall!

Marlin: Don't touch the boat!

Nemo: YOLO

Things you don't say.
"Let me yahoo that for you."

What letter comes after I?
Normal People: J
Me: a..b..c..d..e..f..g..h..i..j...J!

Fake friends: Never ask for food.
Real friends: Are the reason you have NO food.
Fake friends:Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real friends: Call your parents Mum/Dad.
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry.
Real friends:Cry with you.
Fake friends:Borrow your stuff for a few days.
Real friends: Keep your stuff for so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: Know about you..
Real friends:Could write a book about you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real friends: Walk right in and say 'I'm home'
Fake friends:Will help you up when you fall over.
Real friends: Will jump on top of you and shout 'DOG PILE'
Fake friends:Are around for a while.
Real friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Say 'Love you in a joking manner.

Real friends: Say 'I love you' and they mean it.
 

I love you Emily!! <3

Sheldon and his spot.
Still a better love story then Twilight.