Girl'sPoem: I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with
it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to
remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm
assertive, don't call me a b●tch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it?
*You dick.
Quote #1448493
was made by xbubbles33
on 21 Apr 2010 at 17:36:26 and was filed under funny.
Part One:
EMO
[] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[] disslike most girly girls
[] have dyed ur hair dark or want to
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[x] don't get along with parents
[] Life sucks for you
[] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[x] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 8
Part Two:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[ x ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[x] have been called a slut
[ ] sometimes likes to drink
[ x ] ever wore low cut shirts
[ x ] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with every guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 4
Part Three:
JOCK
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[]Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x]Don't wear makeup
[x Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[x You play/ played Basketball on a team
[]You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team
[ ]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ x ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ x ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ x ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 9 art Four:
NERD
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ x] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[] Have all A’s
[] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on facebook
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 3
art Five:
PREP
[ x ] you own mostly aeropostale
[ x] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ x] charlotte rousse
[ x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ x ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[ x] you like to go to parties
[ x ] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x ] for the most part, youre organized
Total: ah math..
Quote #1369555
was made by xbubbles33
on 01 Mar 2010 at 15:51:55 and was filed under funny.
why cant guys actually wanna have a relationship? Is it so hard for them? I don’t understand, can you actually like a girl for once? Or are they completely incapable? Im just confused for the most part.. wouldn’t a guy want someone he could love? I know that’s what a girl wants, why are what girls want different from what guys want? Is it just unfair or is it just life? Why do we have to be old fashioned and let them text us first when we are dying to talk to them? Is it because if they do text us first, that we get even more excited to talk to them? Or just because the guy controls if they talk or not? Sex? What? I remember when we were little and holding hands was big.. What happened? Girls have ruined our reputation over the years. Since when was it okay for girls to get disrespected by themselves and everyone else around them? Since when did being “cool” become the first obligation for everyone? Fitting it or standing out? Whats a broken heart? everyone seems to have one… hearts cant break. When love ends, your heart does not break. You just feel these crazy emotions rambling on forever like a river that will never end, and you are suffering to get off it. The heart ache will never go away. This seems all terrible and what the results are from a so called “broken heart”. if no one wants that, then why love? Everyone will just get hurt in the end so why risk it? Because love is worth the risk. It is so beautiful and natural when you have it. it’s the closest thing we have to magic. I have never been in love, and I guess that’s a good thing. Too young to even fully understand love, and im 15. All you 8th graders who cry over boys because they “broke your heart” I just got something to say to you all. Are you kidding? Look at yourselves. You have your whole life ahead of you for love and im sure will find a great man willing to respect you and love you back. You are too young to know what love is so stop crying over him because crying will not get you anywhere in life. Do you think crying will honestly bring him back to you? No, so whats the point? that’s right, there is none. Guys play tricks on girls and we are stupid enough to fall for every single one of them. We think its love, they think their getting lucky. Disrespect yourself, sure, why not? Because I know that I would love for other people to look at me trashy and treat me with no respect. How do you expect people to respect you if you don’t respect yourself? I know I sound like a book telling you what to do, or an angry parent giving you a long speech that you don’t listen to. Take my advice and be respectable and classy. Hey, might not be your thing and that’s really unfortunate. Make it your business to change and become the person you want to be. If a guy really likes you he will change anything for you, he would die for you. You think a guy will stop his drinking problem if your just some nasty slut sleeping with everyone? Yeah cuz that happens all the time…? No. you wonder why your never happy, r e s p e c t yourself. Once you do that you will find a great guy who loves you and just wants to be around you every second of everyday because you know what you deserve in a guy. They will understand if your not ready to do anything with them unlike scum guys who will try to force you into doing stuff. Sounds fun right? In the long run, respectful and classy always win. In the short run, skanky might win. But that’s okay, because you know, and the guy knows that she is going to get dumped right after they do whatever he wants her to do. Wait til your married to have sex. Its ridiculous to have it now, you get attached to the person you have sex with the first time so make it someone who you love. And not only love, who you know something will actually move on from. If you have a boyfriend that you love so much and he loves you, he truly loves you. Still don’t have it. You guys arnt married, what makes you think he wont leave you? He might get bored. Marriage is something stable, and if he is making that commitment to you then that’s when you have it. He made a commitment for you because he truly loves you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you. That is the best time to have it. No other time, like when your drunk at the bar and some creep tries to rape you because you are completely drunk. Sounds fun right? Oh of course, all of this does…? sex and love are such interesting topics that everyone likes to know about, no matter what. Even just to listen, pretending that your not because you don’t want your friends making fun of you. Listen, if that’s the case you need some new friends that actually respect your thoughts. Even if they do get mad, they have to understand. You could find other people who could be popular, nerdy, jocks, etc. what does that matter tho anyways? Their just labels right? So why does everyone in life try to be the popular crowd when really that doesn’t make them happier, just more alone and mean. my advice for this topic is to just be friends with everyone, and I know this is easier said than done obviously but really try hard because it is so worth it. Next time you see a kid on the ground because he tripped, don’t laugh at them. Help them up and just ignore all the people that are laughing at them. They will think you are the nicest person and that feels good. Just that for something to feel good about yourself? Yup. Its that easy.
Quote #1358688
was made by xbubbles33
on 22 Feb 2010 at 18:13:51 and was filed under advice.
if its over,
let it go and,
come tomorrow it will seem so yesterday »so yesterday«
im just a bird thats already flown away,
laugh it off,
let it go and
when you wake up it will seem so yesterday,
so yesterday,
havnt u heard that im gunna be okay
Quote #1350905
was made by xbubbles33
on 18 Feb 2010 at 15:14:10 and was filed under lyrics.
⇒fly,
open up the part of you that wants to hide away;
you can, ►shine≈
forget about the reasons why you cant in life,
and start to try•
cuz its your time, time to fly....
Quote #1350852
was made by xbubbles33
on 18 Feb 2010 at 14:52:09 and was filed under lyrics.
just listen to all of this please, its SO cute i love this songg<333
She spins and she sways
To whatever song plays,
Without a care in the world.
And I'm sitting here wearing
The weight of the world on my shoulders.
It's been a long day, and there's still work to do.
She pulling at me saying, "Dad, I need you.
There's a ball at the castle, and I've been invited.
And I need to practice my dancing.
Oh, please. Daddy, please."
So I will dance with cinderella
While she is here in my arms.
'Cuz I know something the prince never knew.
Oh I will dance with Cinderella.
I don't want to miss even one song.
'Cuz all too soon, the clock will strike midnight...
And she'll be gone.
She says he's a nice guy, and I'd be impressed.
She wants to know if I approve of the
She says, "Dad, the prom is just one week away.
And I need to practice my dancing.
Oh, please. Daddy, please."
So I will dance with Cinderella,
While she is here in my arms.
'Cuz I know something the prince never knew.
Oh, oh, oh I will dance with Cinderella.
I don't want to miss even one song.
'Cuz all too soon, the clock will strike midnight...
And she'll be gone
She will be gone.
She came home today, with the ring on her hand,
Just glowing and telling us all they had planned.
She says, "Dad, the weddings still six months away.
But I need to practice my dancing.
Oh, please. Daddy, please."
So I will dance with Cinderella,
While she is here in my arms.
'Cuz I know something the prince never knew.
Oh, oh,oh I will dance with Cinderella.
I don't want to miss even one song.
'Cuz all too soon, the clock will strike midnight...
And she'll be gone.
Quote #1308547
was made by xbubbles33
on 22 Jan 2010 at 20:54:42 and was filed under lyrics.
