xjtlxcheerxbabe

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#6 Don't you hate it when
someone really smelly walks past you and you have to hold your breath, but when you breathe the wind they leave behind smells even worse?
it's like
' showers are kinda essential buddy.'


xD
#5 Don't you hate it when
you have to pretend to like a present?
it's like
'yay, a blanket... every teenage girls dream....'


not my best, but true. x]
#4 Don't you hate it when
two days after someone starts dating another, they claim to be in love?
it's like,
sure you're in love, and i frequently ride my pet dragon to school.



lawl, you can tell im not a people person. xD
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? 

So, here's how it works: 
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.) 
2. Put it on shuffle 
3. Press play 
4. For every question, type the song that's playing 
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Opening Credits: smelyata- nsn. (:<3

Waking Up: schizophernia-brokeNCYDE. <3

First Day of School: sky high standard- nsn.

Falling in Love: jasey rae.- atl. :DD

Fight Song: get crunk- brokeNCYDE.

Breaking Up: hey jude- beatles. <3

Studying/Working: seven years- saosin. <3

Life: build god, then we'll talk.- p!atd. :D

Mental Breakdown: beautiful in blue- alesana. (:

Sunny Day: take this to heart- mayday parade. (:

Rainy Day: vanilla twilight- owl city. (how fitting x])

Party/Dance Music: poker face [cover]- you me at six.<3

Driving: fer sure- medic droid. (:

Sleeping/Dreaming: miserable at best - mayday parade. <3

Nightmares: young- hollywood undead. :D

Flashback: its time to dance- p!atd. :D

Wedding: six feet under the stars- atl. <3

Birth of a child: you be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground, i'll be the wings that keep your heart in the clouds.- mayday parade. <3

Final Battle: pain- three days grace. :D

Death Scene: deathbed- relient k... ironic. xD

Funeral Song: the phrase that pays- the academy is... ... IRONIC.

End Credits: nine in the afternoon. - p!atd.<3

#3 Don't you hate it when;
The teacher is non stop talking
right after she tells you to get to work?
its like
'OMG LADY STFU IM DOING THE WORK YOU GAVE ME AND YOUR RAMBLING ON ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST FREAKIN TOLD US.'





comment or heart the thing.
doesnt matter, i again wanted to share. (:
 What Each Kiss Means
- Kiss on the Upperchest: I’m ready.
- Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I think I like you.
__________________________________________________ __
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Touching on the Bum: Your fun.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other’s Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let’s fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
__________________________________________________ __
ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely
in Love.
__________________________________________________ __
REQUIREMENTS:
- Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
__________________________________________________ __
IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can’t get them out of your head.
- then Re-post this within One Minute and who ever you are missing
will surprise you.
- Repeat this as “ what each kiss means”




#2 Don't you hate it when;

Your mom calls on a Saturday morning, and she's out, and your sleeping. She wakes you up just to ask,
"Are you up?"
its like, "No Mom, I always answer the phone when I'm sleeping."








she always does this. x]
comment or heart the thing.
i don't care, just wanted to share.
should be more of these.




[please repost this!]

Why Boys Go Out With Girls...

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.

Advice...

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:

-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:

-SAY I LOVE YOU


WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:

- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:

- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:

- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT:

- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:

- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!


WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:

- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO


WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:

- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:

- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:

-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS


WHEN SHE'S SCARED:

-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:

- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:

- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:

-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT

Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!
  



oh, i hate these. (:
Don't read this or else you'll have to repost it! 

crazy1 86: hey baby!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???


crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???


crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...


crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.


crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.


crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.


crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....


h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?


crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...


crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.


h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!


2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?


h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.


2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.


2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?


h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?


h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.


h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.


2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.


h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.


h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.


h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.


h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.




The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE