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today;
at work, an elderly man comes up to me and asks where the eggs were. Not being in a good mood, I smiled sarcastically and said they were on Aisle 4. A few minutes later, I see him exiting the store with a carton of eggs. I work at Home Depot.
at work, an elderly man comes up to me and asks where the eggs were. Not being in a good mood, I smiled sarcastically and said they were on Aisle 4. A few minutes later, I see him exiting the store with a carton of eggs. I work at Home Depot.
M L I A .
1
The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown.
-MLIA<3
-MLIA<3
Y O U ... C A N ... O N L Y ... T Y P E ... O N E ... W O R D !
N O ... E X P L A N A T I O N S !freaky.
1. Yourself: boredd currently
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend : none
3. Your hair: down
4. Your Mother: annoying
5. Your Father: mean
6. Your Favorite Item: laptop
7. Your dream last night: being chased my a sketchy teacher
8. Your Dream Home: HAIWAII BABBYYY<3
9. The Room You Are In: minee<3
10. Favorite color: pink &green &blue & purple & yellow & yeahh..
11. Your fear: spiders & clowns & CHUCKIE
12. Where do you want to be in ten years? collagee
13. Who you hung out with last night: olivia
14. What You're Not: nervous
15. Your Best Friend: nataliaa<3
16. One of Your Wish List Items: neww laptop
17. Your Gender: female...
18. The Last Thing You Did: pretended to go to bed.
19. What You Are Wearing: johnny cupcakes tee, abracrombie khaki shorts
20. Your Favorite Weather: summerrr
22. The Last Thing You Ate: does water count?
23. Your Life: my friendss!
24. Your Mood: tired ish
25. Who are you: Lauren<3
N O ... E X P L A N A T I O N S !freaky.
1. Yourself: boredd currently
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend : none
3. Your hair: down
4. Your Mother: annoying
5. Your Father: mean
6. Your Favorite Item: laptop
7. Your dream last night: being chased my a sketchy teacher
8. Your Dream Home: HAIWAII BABBYYY<3
9. The Room You Are In: minee<3
10. Favorite color: pink &green &blue & purple & yellow & yeahh..
11. Your fear: spiders & clowns & CHUCKIE
12. Where do you want to be in ten years? collagee
13. Who you hung out with last night: olivia
14. What You're Not: nervous
15. Your Best Friend: nataliaa<3
16. One of Your Wish List Items: neww laptop
17. Your Gender: female...
18. The Last Thing You Did: pretended to go to bed.
19. What You Are Wearing: johnny cupcakes tee, abracrombie khaki shorts
20. Your Favorite Weather: summerrr
22. The Last Thing You Ate: does water count?
23. Your Life: my friendss!
24. Your Mood: tired ish
25. Who are you: Lauren<3
-friends&frienship;
these are the people who you cannot live without. they sit with you and cry through breakup, help prank call cute boys, &+ laugh at pretty much anything. yeah, theyre goofy, embarrising, and weird, but you love them more than anything. and most importanly, there are soo many gtmzz that kodak, canon, panasonic, &samsung combined still cant capture this much fun. friendship isnt measeured by facebook, or myspace, or twitter, or by looks. its measured by smiles, secrets, laughs, sleepovers, &most importantly, fun.
peace out <3
®
these are the people who you cannot live without. they sit with you and cry through breakup, help prank call cute boys, &+ laugh at pretty much anything. yeah, theyre goofy, embarrising, and weird, but you love them more than anything. and most importanly, there are soo many gtmzz that kodak, canon, panasonic, &samsung combined still cant capture this much fun. friendship isnt measeured by facebook, or myspace, or twitter, or by looks. its measured by smiles, secrets, laughs, sleepovers, &most importantly, fun.
peace out <3
®
<3
When s o m e o n e
b r e a k s your [heart],
don't walk away;
stay & fight.
[[ not actually my qoute;;
just a bit o' edititingg (;
so credit to whoever; i guess?]]
don't walk away;
stay & fight.
[[ not actually my qoute;;
just a bit o' edititingg (;
so credit to whoever; i guess?]]
Lets play truth or dare.
or just dare;;
nobody ever really
t e l l s t h e t r u t h a n y m o re.
[[ not actually my qoute;;
just a bit o' edititingg (;
so credit to whoever; i guess?]]
god made coke.
god made pepsi.
but why'd god make
him, so darn
sexy?
idk not my qouteee;;
just a little editing..
credit to whoever.
god made pepsi.
but why'd god make
him, so darn
sexy?
idk not my qouteee;;
just a little editing..
credit to whoever.
60 Questions People Dont Ask Survey
When's the last time you ran? - umm idk like an hour ago? chasing my dog.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - some
What are you dreading right now? - going to my cousins house
Do you celebrate 420? - no. i do not celebrate international pot day.
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? depends.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - umm idk get ice cream? (:
Have you ever been on your school's track team? - nopeee
Do you own a pair of Converse? - yeesss i do.
Did you copy and paste this survey? - yes i did
Do you eat raw cookie dough? - yummyy! yess <3
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - like all the time, aha.
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs
by playing them over and over? - OMG YES.
Do you watch Trading Spaces? - what?
How do you eat oreos? - with milkk!! <3 yum
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?- maybee ;)
Are you cocky? - no. not really. vary rarely.
Could you live without a computer? - umm well i guess... aha actually prob not (:
Do you wear your shoes in the house? - sometimess..
Who or what sleeps with you? - my pillow? stuffed animal?
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - 10 or 11. idk.
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? like 8..
What do you do when you're sad? - call someonee,or listen to my ipod, idkk.
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? - um prob my family to rub it in ther facee :P
Last time you saw one of your friends? - yesterday
Are you in high school? no
What jewelry are you wearing? - nonee.. headband?
Is anyone on your bad side now? - umm well my sister?
What's the first thing you do when you get online? -go on aim then facebook/witty
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - umm not really i saw it like once.
How do most people spell your name? - lauren,(the right way) or like: laren, lauryn, laurn, and more. i didnt know you could spell it differntly.
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - sure.
do you have a job, and if you do, what is it? - babysitt
What are you doing tomorrow? - umm going to ah partyyy<3.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - umm no? [R.I.P. MJ]
Favorite name for a girl? - Kelli or Christal
Favorite name for a boy? - Brennan or Jake
Will you keep your last name when you get married? - umm probs not
When was the last time you left your house? - an hour ago
Do you return your cart? - what?
Do you have a dishwasher? - NAHH! jkjk who doesnt have one?!?!?
What noise do you hear? - my dad with the lawn mower
Would you survive in prison? - hopefully.
Who is the youngest in your family? - molly
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would overpack?- me? (:
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - yupp
What's the last thing you purchased? - sims 3 :D
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - yeahh somtimess
What brand are your pants right now? - hollister
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - yupp
What irritates you most on the internet? - popups & when my computer has a freaking seizure && like FLREAKING SPAZZES OUT ON ME. (>:| )
What brand is your digital camera? - umm i broke it but it was kodak i thinks.
Do you watch movies with your parents? - no not really/
What song best describes your life right now? - idk butt my favorite song right now is i got a feelin by black eyed peas :)
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - nahh
Are you taking college classes right now? - nope
Do you like sushi? - never had it.
Do you get your hair cut every month? - ehh i guess.. more like every 2 months
Do you go online everyday? - nopee! :)
hahah I finally finishedd that dangg thinnggg (:
When's the last time you ran? - umm idk like an hour ago? chasing my dog.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - some
What are you dreading right now? - going to my cousins house
Do you celebrate 420? - no. i do not celebrate international pot day.
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? depends.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - umm idk get ice cream? (:
Have you ever been on your school's track team? - nopeee
Do you own a pair of Converse? - yeesss i do.
Did you copy and paste this survey? - yes i did
Do you eat raw cookie dough? - yummyy! yess <3
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - like all the time, aha.
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs
by playing them over and over? - OMG YES.
Do you watch Trading Spaces? - what?
How do you eat oreos? - with milkk!! <3 yum
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?- maybee ;)
Are you cocky? - no. not really. vary rarely.
Could you live without a computer? - umm well i guess... aha actually prob not (:
Do you wear your shoes in the house? - sometimess..
Who or what sleeps with you? - my pillow? stuffed animal?
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - 10 or 11. idk.
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? like 8..
What do you do when you're sad? - call someonee,or listen to my ipod, idkk.
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? - um prob my family to rub it in ther facee :P
Last time you saw one of your friends? - yesterday
Are you in high school? no
What jewelry are you wearing? - nonee.. headband?
Is anyone on your bad side now? - umm well my sister?
What's the first thing you do when you get online? -go on aim then facebook/witty
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - umm not really i saw it like once.
How do most people spell your name? - lauren,(the right way) or like: laren, lauryn, laurn, and more. i didnt know you could spell it differntly.
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - sure.
do you have a job, and if you do, what is it? - babysitt
What are you doing tomorrow? - umm going to ah partyyy<3.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - umm no? [R.I.P. MJ]
Favorite name for a girl? - Kelli or Christal
Favorite name for a boy? - Brennan or Jake
Will you keep your last name when you get married? - umm probs not
When was the last time you left your house? - an hour ago
Do you return your cart? - what?
Do you have a dishwasher? - NAHH! jkjk who doesnt have one?!?!?
What noise do you hear? - my dad with the lawn mower
Would you survive in prison? - hopefully.
Who is the youngest in your family? - molly
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would overpack?- me? (:
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - yupp
What's the last thing you purchased? - sims 3 :D
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - yeahh somtimess
What brand are your pants right now? - hollister
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - yupp
What irritates you most on the internet? - popups & when my computer has a freaking seizure && like FLREAKING SPAZZES OUT ON ME. (>:| )
What brand is your digital camera? - umm i broke it but it was kodak i thinks.
Do you watch movies with your parents? - no not really/
What song best describes your life right now? - idk butt my favorite song right now is i got a feelin by black eyed peas :)
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - nahh
Are you taking college classes right now? - nope
Do you like sushi? - never had it.
Do you get your hair cut every month? - ehh i guess.. more like every 2 months
Do you go online everyday? - nopee! :)
hahah I finally finishedd that dangg thinnggg (:
so, yeah.
celebs might walk the red carpet, BUT
me &+ my girls?
---> we walk on toilet paper.
'cause were the shit.
*xoxo
celebs might walk the red carpet, BUT
me &+ my girls?
---> we walk on toilet paper.
'cause were the shit.
*xoxo
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