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Member since Sun May 10, 2009 12:38:33 EDT

Last login: Mon Jun 29, 2009 16:01:34 EDT

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my bffs are emmy april sara and some others!.

yeah my quotes are all gayy so dont mind them(:

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 HOT TEST
NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)

SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM


1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eato

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX



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*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****

**ANSWERS** > > > >

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points] 
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]                               

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20=OKAY

21-35 = Rather HOTT

36+ = ow u burn

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11

REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST den rite ur score

now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:

~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years

--if u do repost this u will:
~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true


hahah i got a 38! (:

quote number 898998
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  2
What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do:

Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
Girls: Lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.

Guys: Whisper in her ear
Girls: Giggle

Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first.
Girls:  Don't just let him, kiss him back. 


Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Girls: Tell him you love him so much.
Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush.*************

STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!

-now copy and repost this.

if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years

by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.

if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

quote number 855545
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  0
[A]VAILABLE: phhsst  yeahhh
[B]IRTHDAY: november 20
[C]RUSH: ummmm just some boy
[D]RINK YOU LAST HAD: sprite
[E]ASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: sara
[F]AVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC: all
[G]UMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy worms
[H]OMETOWN: united states
[I]NSTRUMENT(s): flute and ocasionaly random humming noises on the harmonica
[J]UICE:orange
[K]ILLED SOMEO0NE: no
[L]ONGEST TRIP: south carolina
[M]ILKSHAKE FLAVOR: oreo
[N]UMBER OF SIBLINGS: 3
[O]NE WISH: that the guy i like would like me back
[P]ERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: sara
[R]EASONS TO LAUGH: anything
[S]ONG YOU LAST HEARD:im on a boat
[T]IME YOU WOKE UP?: 6:15
[U]NDERWEAR: areo
[V]EGETABLE(S): cucumbers
[W]angster?: totally
[X]-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:nope
[Y]OUR FAVORITE ANIMAL: kittens
[Z]ODIAC SIGN: scropio

quote number 793003
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  0
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), (Your name)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you spanked me
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the police that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Other – you should stop picking your nose
 
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my ass
England - Go drown yourself




Dear sara,
I don't really know how to tell you this,im selling myself for candy. I think I realized it the last time you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're open  enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your pet rock to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and i will haunt you when i am reincarnated as an eskimo.
best of luck on the sex change, sarah(:


quote number 783453
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  0
here comes goodbye here comes the last time here comes the start of every sleepless night the first of every tear im gonna cry here comes the pain here comes me wishing things that never change but she was right here in my arms tongiht here comes goodbye




here comes goodbye ~rascal flatts
quote number 779523
filed under lyrics
  0
je t'aime i love you(:
quote number 779421
filed under love
  0
test your tongue

find the 3.....

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

find the B! DON'T skip or ur wishes wont come true...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find The Mistake


ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ

Once You've Found The Mistake



Find the 1

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIII1IIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the 1


Find the 6

99999999999999999999
999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999
999999999996999999999
999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999


once you've found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...


Find the Q...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Find the i
1111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111
111111111111111111i111
1111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111

make 2 wishes!





as soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" if u don't ur wishes wont come true!!!U got twenty mins
quote number 779373
filed under requests
  0
type your name with your elbow!!

sxdzgftrsaznhb- sarah lol its not even close
quote number 773303
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love isn't about who you live with..., its about who you cant live without.
quote number 773282
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