Relationships are like fat people; they just dont work out. <3.
If She Has Light Up Tennis Shoes.... "Shes To Young For You Bro" -Pauly D. ♥
The "Sup" Nod Fave If Yuh Just Did It ♥
It's always the d r u n k people that are so much more fun ♥
Hi Spider. Nice Spider. Let Me Pet Yuh. With My Shoe. Good Spider. Haha Dead Spider.
& Who Elseee ... Texts 1000 Times Faster When They're Pissedd ?
Witty is like school. only the pretty ones get likes and comments.
That Awkward Moment.... When you accidently call your teacher 'Mom'