I feel like I bother people just by being alive...
Did you know.. if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3 am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?
"I went to the Virgin Islands, Now it's just called 'The Islands'". -Harry Styles
-OneDirectionQuotes
^ This quote.... Is a Landshark.
------------------------ That awkward moment When you realize you're falling in love and you're like: Oh crap nm/ ------------------------
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn't even apply for a job...
Thatamazingfeeling when you get into a bed with clean sheets.. after you shave your legs. ♥