I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive.
So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly
were you going to do about it?
Why is the plane crashing?
The pilots are passed out drunk.
Easy, I'd fly the plane.
Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral
toward the earth.
I'd wait till we were close enough
to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and
jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and
we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in
history.
I stared at him wordlessly.