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-2

Love
is
all

you

need

add to favs - #445286 by xmishuyax on January 04, 2009 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

1

I LOVE BOOKS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
Well...
except for family, food, friends...
ok not _anything
BUT IT'S WAY UP THERE!

add to favs - #445218 by xmishuyax on January 04, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

<div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><strong><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: medium">I</span></span><span style="font-size: medium"> <span style="color: #ff6600">LOVE</span> <span style="color: #ffcc00">BOOKS</span><span style="color: #ffff00"> MORE </span><span style="color: #ccffcc">THAN</span> <span style="color: #008080">ANYTHING</span><span style="color: #3366ff"> IN </span><span style="color: #cc99ff">THE </span><span style="color: #ff99cc">ENTIRE </span><span style="color: #ff9999">WORLD</span></span></span><span style="color: #ff9999"><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-size: medium">!</span></span></span></strong><span style="color: #ff9999"><br />
</span></span><span style="font-family: Terminal"><span style="font-size: large">Well...</span></span><span style="font-size: large"><br />
</span>except for <span style="background-color: #ffffff"><span style="color: #800080"><span><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="font-family: Script"><strong><span>f</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="background-color: #cc99ff"><span style="color: #800080"><span><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="font-family: Script"><strong><span>amil</span><span style="background-color: #ffffff"><span>y</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: large">, <span style="font-family: Tahoma"><span style="background-color: #ffcc99"><span style="color: #ff6600">foo</span></span><span style="color: #ff6600">d</span></span>, </span><span style="background-color: #ffffff"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: large">fr</span></span></span></span><span style="background-color: #99ccff"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: large">iends</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="background-color: #99ccff"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: large">..</span></span><span style="background-color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: large">.</span><br />
</span></span></span></span>ok not <span style="color: #999999"><span style="font-size: large"><sub><em>anything</em></sub></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Century Gothic"><span style="font-size: large">BUT IT'S <span style="background-color: #ccffcc"><span style="color: #00ff00"><span style=""><strong>WAY</strong></span></span></span> UP THERE!</span></span></div>

9

(Scenario: Doctor talking with his patient)

Patient: I think I have an illness.
Doctor: What are your symptoms?
Patient: I stay up all night dancing.
Doctor: Seems like you've got a case of boogie fever!

(Both laugh a lot)

Doctor: It's fatal.

add to favs - #422082 by xmishuyax on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

8

this is one
doodle
that can't
be undid
homeskillet

add to favs - #422069 by xmishuyax on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

2

o_oo^oo_oo^oo_oo^hh_hh^hh_hh^hh_h
Barracuda

add to favs - #422066 by xmishuyax on December 29, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

2

The snack that smiles back!
GOLDFISH :D

add to favs - #422055 by xmishuyax on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

3

Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

add to favs - #422044 by xmishuyax on December 29, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

2

Hangin out
_Down the street
The same old thing
You did last week
Not a thing to do
But TALK to you
We're all alright!
We're all alright!
HELLO WISCONSIN!

add to favs - #422041 by xmishuyax on December 29, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

2

You _never call me when you're ^sober.

add to favs - #421870 by xmishuyax on December 28, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

4

With great ^power, comes great responsibility.

add to favs - #421860 by xmishuyax on December 28, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

<span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><font color="#ff0066">W</font>ith <span style="color: #ff0099">g</span>reat <span style="font-size: xx-large"><sup><span style="color: #ffcc33"><span style=""><span style="font-family: Impact">power</span></span></span></sup></span>, <span style="color: #ff00cc">c</span>omes <span style="color: #ff00ff">g</span>reat </span></span></span><span style="font-size: xx-large"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">r</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #ff99cc"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">e</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #ffcc99"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">s</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #ffcc00"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">p</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #ffff00"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">o</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #ffff99"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">n</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #ccffcc"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">s</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #00ff00"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">i</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #00ffff"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">b</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #ccffff"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">i</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #99ccff"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">l</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #00ccff"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">i</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #3366ff"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">t</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #800080"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">y</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color: #cc99ff"><strong><span style=""><span style="background-color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-family: Script">.</span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span>

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