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100 hearts would be to few
to carry all my love for ^you
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on November 08, 2009 11:37:37

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Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?

1.Mikey<333
2.jake s
3.alex m
4.nick b
5.ryan s
6.garrett b
7.robert m
8.donut(nick m)
9.eric s
10.jake p
11.kody m
12.tristan c
13.roger s

How did you meet 10?
school
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
noo

Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
noo
Are you good friends with 13?
not really we barely no eachother

Do you think 5 is cute?
i have a boyfriends

Something about 1..?
my boyfriend<333
How did you meet 12?
schoool
Whats 7s fav color?
dont no

What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
tht would be odd cause he is gay

Fact about 9?
smart

Would you ever live with 8 ?
hell no he is fat and ugly and a perv and stupid! .

Is 2 single?
yup.

Where does 7 live?
not sure

What do you think about 2?
nice.

Whats the worst thing about 5?
jerk!
Whos 11 going out with?
noone

What do you think about 3?
JERK!!!!!!
What state you live in?
pennsylvania

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on November 07, 2009 12:15:28

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<div >Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head? 
 
1.Mikey<333 
2.jake s 
3.alex m 
4.nick b 
5.ryan s 
6.garrett b 
7.robert m 
8.donut(nick m) 
9.eric s 
10.jake p 
11.kody m 
12.tristan c 
13.roger s 
 
How did you meet 10? 
school 
Have you ever seen 4 cry? 
noo 
 
Would 11 and 2 make a good couple? 
noo 
Are you good friends with 13? 
not really we barely no eachother 
 
Do you think 5 is cute? 
i have a boyfriends 
 
Something about 1..? 
my boyfriend<333 
How did you meet 12? 
schoool 
Whats 7s fav color? 
dont no 
 
What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you? 
tht would be odd cause he is gay 
 
Fact about 9? 
smart 
 
Would you ever live with 8 ? 
hell no he is fat and ugly and a perv and stupid! .  
 
Is 2 single? 
yup. 
 
Where does 7 live? 
not sure 
 
What do you think about 2? 
nice. 
 
Whats the worst thing about 5? 
jerk! 
Whos 11 going out with? 
noone 
 
What do you think about 3? 
JERK!!!!!! 
What state you live in? 
pennsylvania 
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Type your name with your nose!
alrxa- Alexa....
bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
daqsey6- casey! waoh
lilly- Lilly (: yay!
daruibn- Darin
racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
erica: Erica
bella: Bella =D

briana: yay (:
kt- katieee (:
beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
marea- haha i did it!!
t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
kayla-haha i did it!!
to4f9i-not even close its tori
taylo944r- taylor
szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]
emily-emily :] yay!
MAGGIE- MAGGIE YAY!!

bai8ley- hahah i was close!
sarah-sarah :) YAY
gtabriell,oe- gabrielle
alexqa- alexa alright! soo close

w9r8q - Sofia wow...i suck XD
aqswhloe4igh-Ashleigh.i was way off

kooooay7rswa--laura woow i suck!!

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on November 07, 2009 12:00:38

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<div style="text-align: center">Type your name with your nose! 
alrxa- Alexa....  
bridgtet- Bridgette, lol. 
vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha! 
daqsey6- casey! waoh 
lilly- Lilly (: yay! 
daruibn- Darin 
racheol- Rachel almost!!!!! 
skye- Skye ;) woohoo. 
erica: Erica 
bella: Bella =D  
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<div style="text-align: center">briana: yay (: 
kt- katieee (: 
beca- haha i was so close it's becca! 
marea- haha i did it!! 
t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat! 
kayla-haha i did it!! 
to4f9i-not even close its tori 
taylo944r- taylor 
szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ] 
emily-emily :] yay! 
MAGGIE- MAGGIE YAY!! 
</div>
<div style="text-align: center">bai8ley- hahah i was close! 
sarah-sarah :) YAY  
gtabriell,oe- gabrielle 
alexqa- alexa alright! soo close</div>
<div style="text-align: center">w9r8q - Sofia wow...i suck XD 
aqswhloe4igh-Ashleigh.i was way off</div>
<div style="text-align: center">kooooay7rswa--laura woow i suck!!</div>
</div>

Friends(:
nicest-erin
meanest- courtney(she bit my back)
tallest-Danielle
shortest-riley, erin, or kody
craziest- courtney!
smartest- erin
dumbest- danielle or riley
most athletic- riley courtney or erin
most trustworthy- courtney
most likely to end up in jail- all my friends
most likely to be rich- erin
most likley to be pregnant at 16- riley
most organized- Danielle
most unorganized- mee(:
best liar- becca or ashleigh
always early- noone
always late- all or uss
on time-idk

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on November 04, 2009 18:38:52

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MAKE THE TRUE BLUE
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10. Been asked to give a handjob/blowjob
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streakin
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposites house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

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on October 11, 2009 10:29:28

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<div >MAKE THE TRUE BLUE 
01. Smoked 
02. Drank alcohol 
03. Cried when someone died. 
04. Been drunk. 
05. Had sex.  
06. Been to a concert. 
07. Gotten/given a hand job. 
08. Been verbally/sexually 
harassed. 
 09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 
10. Been asked to give a handjob/blowjob 
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose 
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 
15. Been to prom. 
16. Cried at school.  
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store. 
18. Went streakin 
19. Given or received a lap dance.  
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 
22. Slept over at someone of the opposites house. 
23. Kissed a stranger. 
24. Hugged a stranger. 
25. Went scuba diving. 
26. Driven a car. 
27. Gotten an x-ray. 
28. Hit by a car. 
29. Had a party. 
30. Done drugs. 
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool. 
32. Got paid to strip for someone.  
33. Run away from home. 
34. Broken a bone.  
35. Eaten sushi. 
36. Bought porn. 
37. Watched porn. 
38. Made porn. 
39. Made beans. 
40. Been in love.  
41. French kissed 
42. Laughed so hard you cried. 
43. Cried yourself to sleep.  
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 
45. Stabbed yourself.  
46. Shot a gun. 
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 
50. Watched an animal die. 
51. Watched a person die. 
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.  
53. Pranked somebody. 
54. Put somebody in the hospital.  
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 
56. Made spicy beans. 
57. Dressed punk.  
58. Dressed Goth.  
59. Dressed preppy.  
60. Been to a motocross race. 
61. Avoided somebody. 
62. Been stalked.  
63. Stalked someone.  
64. Met a celebrity.  
65. Played an instrument. 
66. Ridden a horse. 
67. Cut yourself purposely.  
68. Bungee jumped 
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 
70. Been to a wild party. 
71. Been caught stealing something. 
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.  
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. 
75. Got arrested. 
76. Been pregnant.   
77. Babysat. 
78. Been to another country.  
79. Started your house on fire. 
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.  
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by 
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.  
85. Sat on your butt all day. 
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 
87. Had a job. 
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 
89. Been called a whore. 
90. Danced like a whore. 
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[RAWRR]
i love you in dinosaur.

rawrr, lexyy

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on October 02, 2009 21:10:26

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I AM STRONG BECAUSE IM WEAK
I AM BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE I KNOW MY FLAWS
I AM A LOVER BECAUSE IM A FIGHTER
I AM FEARLESS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN AFRAID
I AM WISE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN FOOLISH
AND
I LAUGH BECAUSE I`VE KNOWN SADNESS

WWW.MYSPACE.COM

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on September 16, 2009 20:05:07

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YES I DO.
threaten my computer
tell the tv what to do
yell at my hairbrush
and talk to things
that cant talk back
and you still love me

www.myspace.com

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on September 16, 2009 20:00:21

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HUGS NOT DRUGS!!

AND

CRACK IS WACK!!

*IF YOU AGREE FAVORITE!

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on September 12, 2009 22:47:39

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20 things girls want guys to know

1. We love when you cuddle with us
2.A kiss on the cheek is a deffinite yess
3.We want you to put your arms around us at the movies
4.We dont care if you are the strongest guy in the world
5.Size doesnt matter so dont tell us
6.We dont always look our best so get over it
7.We shouldnt have to plan everything
8.were always ready to talk so call us
9.Were not perfect so deal with it
10.We love surprises
11.The liitle things you do mean the most
12.Were not always girly girls
13.We can like boy stuff to
14.Cursing and Fighting soesnt impress us
15.Dont be mean to us to get our attention
16.Dont tell us who is hot because we dont care
17.We can tell when your not listening so listen up
18.When we say we are cold thats our invitation to come closer
19.Hugs mean more sometimes
20.We need your advice sometimes so dont be afraid to give it us

* credit to myspace.com

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on September 12, 2009 22:45:25

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20 things girls want guys to know 
 
1. We love when you cuddle with us 
2.A kiss on the cheek is a deffinite yess 
3.We want you to put your arms around us at the movies 
4.We dont care if you are the strongest guy in the world 
5.Size doesnt matter so dont tell us 
6.We dont always look our best so get over it 
7.We shouldnt have to plan everything 
8.were always ready to talk so call us 
9.Were not perfect so deal with it 
10.We love surprises 
11.The liitle things you do mean the most 
12.Were not always girly girls 
13.We can like boy stuff to 
14.Cursing and Fighting soesnt impress us 
15.Dont be mean to us to get our attention 
16.Dont tell us who is hot because we dont care 
17.We can tell when your not listening so listen up 
18.When we say we are cold thats our invitation to come closer 
19.Hugs mean more sometimes 
20.We need your advice sometimes so dont be afraid to give it us 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* credit to myspace.com

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