Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball
court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start
shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will
approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must
accept.
After the fight, you must return home and relay the events to your
mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle
living in one of the districts of Los Angeles. Out of fear, she
will send you to live there for an indefinite period of
time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner and whistle for a
cab. The cab that will pull up with bear the word "FRESH"
on the license plate. Upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice
will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that
cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought
to it.
At this point, you MUST point out in front of the car and say,
"Yo holmes, to Bel Air!" You will stop in front of a
mansion and it will be some time between seven and eight
o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been
traveling mere seconds.
Get your luggage out of the cab and say, "Yo holmes, smell ya
later," but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the
door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door
three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flipped,
turned upside-down.