1.Fine this is the word girls use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.Five
Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means half
an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you
have just been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping her out with something.
3.Nothing This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.Go
Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't
do it!
5.Loud
sigh This is actually a word,
but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by guys.
A loud sigh means she thinks your an idiot and
wonders why she's wasting her time standing here &
arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6.That's
Okay This is one of the most dangerous
statements a girl can make to a guy.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.Thanks A girl is thanking you, do not question,
or faint.
Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm
&
she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT SAY you're
welcome.
That will bring on a 'whatever').
8.Whatever Is a woman's way of saying, "EFF
YOU".
9.Don't worry about it, I got
it This is another dangerous statement
which
means why the eff arent you worrying about it
and doing something about it.
If your response to this is "What's wrong?",
for the girl's response refer to
#3.
-------------------- Bacon is
bacon
Eggs are eggs
Don't let a guy between your legs
He says "your cute"
He says "your fine"
Nine months later he says "not mine"
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