xoBARBIEox

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Joined: April 23, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
Birthday: August 25
user id: 167867
Location: NY
Gender: F
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Quotes by xoBARBIEox

Orthodontist: She Could Get Her Braces On On Valentine's Day?
Mom: Yeah! She Has No Plans Anyway.

My Life is a Joke.
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When The Water Is Too Shallow To Swim In,
Yet Too Deep To Run.

So you just do that awkward jog.
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What most people think of when they see the word "kiss" 
 their boyfriend



Me?
F//cking Chocolate.
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"You're Really Pretty!"

"Aww I'm blushing!

jk 
that's the blush I'm wearing
.....that makes me look pretty."
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*Indian friend at a party gets served cake last*

"It's cause I'm brown isn't it."
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"Hey want the rest of my food-"

"IS THAT A FAT JOKE"
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When The Water Is Too Shallow To Swim In,
Yet Too Deep To Run.

So You're Just Thrashing Around Trying To Move.
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*With A Group Of Friends*

Me: I take two advils at a time.
Derek: You're suppose to take like four.
Synkie: No that's an overdose.

Evan: I overdose on gummy vitamins...
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DEAR STEVE.,

I Know We Have A Celeb Category.
But Please Maybe A 1D Category?
That Way Everyone Can Stop Fighting Over It.

Thank You.(:







Fav Or Respost So Steve Can See This.
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*Freestyle Rap Battle With My Friend*
 

Me: Subject?
Her: Tacos?
Me: Alright go.

Her: To Make A Taco First You Gotta Get That Sh//t Ready. 
But That Can Be Scary Like Jason Or Freddy. 
And If You're Like ICarly On Top You Put Spaghetti.


Best Moment Ever.

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