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You know who's perfect?
Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.


 
Princess Peach Kidnapped again )':
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PlotTwist: Liam doesn't sing the first verse of LWWY

Even more PlotTwist: Niall sings the first verse of LWWY

Even More of a PlotTwist on a PlotTwist: Harry and Liam have no solos.

MORE of a PlotTwist:Paul begins the song by rapping.

PLOT TWIST TO END ALL PLOT TWISTS: LWWY is all just instrumental.

PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwists: This is all a dream.LWWY isn't a single, isn't even a song. One Direction isn't even a band. This is a dream and you're really a hamster.

PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwist of PlotTwists: You're Louis Tomlinson.
Me and my mom watching some random movie on TV

mom: Derek, hunny, I need to tell you something important
me: what
mom: I am in love
me: well, I should hope so, you've been married for 20 years
mom: no, Derek. I'm in love with someone else
me: Oh God
mom: WITH FOOD!
me: Mom, you're so stupid
mom: om nom nom *eats popcorn*
me: mom, you sound like 95% of the Witty population
mom: really? do you think I should go on there?
me: MOM NO
mom: DONT KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY FOOD-LOVING SISTERS!
me: mom....please stop
mom: I'm not gonna let the haters keep me down!
me: I hate my life
mom: *throws handful of popcorn at my face*
"why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back"
me:
why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway.


Tom f***in Daley

fav it you think hes hot 
Liam and Harry Twitcam

Liam: Harry says YES!
Harry: Wait! What was the question??

Liam: You are now married to her
Harry: oh ok

 
Knowing exactly how old a one


direction interview is

By Liams's Hairstyle.



2 bananas for a pound


3 bananas for a euro