xoMentToBe

HONESTY HOUR! Comment a question on my latest quote and I will answer it no matter how strange or personal it is!

I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
I could just do it mean girls style... Don't have because you'll get pregnant and DIE
A new chapters up! <3

Ello lovely! <3
New chapter's up {{read the teaser}}
Uhm... so, I'm like over excited to hear your thoughts on the next chapter BUT I have a test on Friday. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I wouldn't have any more though I had no idea. I'm doing an extension exam for Maths... psshhh, watch me FAIL but anyways, I need to study, I only may upload once until Friday.
I was looking at the year 12s in my school && wondering why the f/ck the boys in my grade aren't like that... its like -.- THE HELL! I have this guy friends, who's brother is really sexy and is in year 12 (he looks like a blue eyed version of Chase Crawford) who weighs 55kg. I'm just going to put it out there...
THE HELL?! How can a 17 year old guy weight 55kg?
Goshhh, if we got married, it'd be me carrying him not the other way around O.o YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING!

Slide and slide
and do the butterfly
and dip and dip
and shake my little hip
I want you and you to cheer with me too.
WOOOHOOOO GO TEAM! *dances like a seal*
New chapters up <3

Hahhaa, I'm glad you like it! (:

I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3

ayo i mean i feel u i really reaally be feelin ur thoughts ya know its just dat some ppl really got it bad aint nottin to stress over doe

ayo girl iget dat u feel dat some ppl be overdramatic n sht but remember some ppl got it worse than u some ppl like me dont let sht get to em but ya gotta remember u need to respect everyone or u gone lose yo respect

Hey c;
So, finally, I uploaded chapter 4 of Bad Girls Do It Best and decided that I'd be continuing the story. Sorry about all that.
School finishes in 2 days! Yahh! Then I have Spring holidays woo hoo!
Xx Mariiaa

LEGIT LEGIT LEGIT LEGIT (I've always wanted to actually say that word but never do).
Don't you legit hate sl.ts? See what I just did there... no? Oh, okay.
"So he calls me up and he's like, 'I still love you' and I'm just like.... this is exhausting, you know, like we are never getting back together... like ever. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
BUT I POSTED ANOTHER OTHER CHAPTER! OHHHHHH! (You should sing that in the we are never ever getting back together tune).
&& for all of you who wanted a cookie: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fh3Z44m1rqhpqfo1_500.gif

Don't be silly, protect that willy!
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be a loner, cover your .
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
The right selection, is to protect your erection.
is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle.
Protect that fish then dip it in the dish.

New chapter's up, sexual ;) Have a sexual night or day.

Nop, I don't know you. That's weird that I asked you, isn't it? Oh well. You probably just look like somebody I know! (:

Yeep, just name the kid that c;
Thhannks!
&& I'm just going to come out and say it even thought its a little, tiny bit creepy but you look really familiar!

Ello Ello Ello!
I've got a friend who says that all the time... c:
So today, I was at ice-skating and I got asked out ;) I told him I had a boyfriend (which I don't) and then he told me he was gay... yepp... uh...
Anyywaayyys! Guess what!? My daddy got me an iPhone! Woo Hoo! I was so excited, yahhh!
A new chapter is up and I enjoyed writing it :D
I'm watching Big Brother now, any aussies who watch it?
Okkaayy, bye lovelys!

HiHiHi!
For those of you who picked up that I used the name Daniel, sorry! The name Daniel was meant to be used instead of Marco but I changed it, so yeah...
Question of the day! If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
Personally I'd love my name to be Mara (Mu-ray) I think it's so pretty!
So I am obviously here to tell you a new chapters up.
I'll be going, I'm off to eat some yummy pizza & ice-cream ;)

Honey, I'm home! c;
See how much I love you, I wasn't supposed to upload for a week but I couldn't not upload because you are amazing! (:
I really hope you like the I'll mouth, "I love you." sequel which is called, 'Silence Is Golden, Speaking Is Priceless.'
The first chapter of that is up.... ennjooyy!
Xx Mariaa.

Thanks :) That'd be awesome :P

hahaha, nooo your eyes are just really pretty....
I sound like a creepy stalker... oh well! :)

Pshhh, my life awesome? haha nahh... I've got like no social life ;)
I've never actually thought about writing a book :D
I love your eyes! <3

Hey, good lookin. what ya got cookin?
Hows about cooking somethin up with me? ;)
Mariaa here! Well obviously but anyways, I am here to tell you that there are three new chapters up (: I hope you like them.