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If you put you hand in your ear,
then scratch,
it sounds like         pac-man.                                                              

 If Witty Is Purple For A Long While,
I would like to be the first to say...
Remember when witty was blue ?!

2012:
Come sit by the heater!
1836:
Come sit by this nice warm fire that I have prepared for your well-being.

 Some People: Hey did you know I was on T.V. once?
Others: : Really? I was in the newspaper!
Me : Yeah guys well I've pretty much been in ALL my family Christmas cards so beat that!

You : (About to tell friend how you thought a test was so hard)

Them : (interupting before you say anything) Oh my God! That test was the easiest thing ever!

You : (laugh awkwardly) Yeah it was so easy dude!

When you give someone a pencil:
You : Make sure you give it back!
Them : Yeah, Sure!
    And then you think:
Well, I'm never getting that pencil back.

   I f L i f e W a s L i k e
a romance movie,
then everyone 
would get their
ownspecial,
   fairytale ending .  

Friends
are like Flowers,
theybrighten your day.