xoalicecullenxo

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Joined: February 2, 2009
Last Seen: 7 years
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Emilie Hacking!♥

Hey y'all. Emilie hurrrr. Wow, I'm so cool. ANYWAY. You've come across the Witty page of a miss Liv Rae D____. Well, obviously you've come across it, she's so Witty famous, everyone's seen her page. But that's not the point. The point is, Liv is my one of my best friends in the whole wide world. She's so amazing. She doesn't see it but she is. So many people hate her but she's absolutely flawless. In the eyes of her husband, anyway. (Oh yeah, I'm Liv's husband. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I can't be a husband…) On 11.11.11, I proposed to her, and we're going to have the Wedding in June. It's a private wedding, sorry, you're not invited. She's my Witty Best Friend, but I don't feel right putting the "witty" in front, because honestly, we're closer than the average internet friends. We know everything about each other, lawls. She's mad cuz I'm cheating on her with Harry Styles &my other boyfriend, but she should know I love her most. She drove eight hours to see me… and a bunch of other people but I mean still. I'm her favorite<3 She's driving another eight hours to see me in June. And she's staying at my house for seven whole days. y0u w!$h y0u w3r3 m3. Kidding(: I call Liv, Liver and she calls me Emers. Woohoooo. Did you know that she's black? Jk, she's not black. Which means she can't listen to Mac Miller!!! Cuz that's just too black for Liv. When she comes in June, I'm pretty sure she's planning on slapping my ex-boyfriend, even though he's my boyfriend again. It'll be funny anyway. If you're reading this &you're not one of the 3800+ people following Liv, you should start following her. Okay? Okay good. Love you Liv, you're my wife, my best friend, my sister, all that jaazzz. And I love you, whoever you are reading this:) xoxox

 

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Steve 3 years ago
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Welcome! Let me know if you need help. I made this site.
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Amenah 6 years ago
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I literally just read all of your quotes over the span of two nights. I seriously feel like I know you.
Hope you're doing well, Liv. Get the best out of life.
Love you! xo
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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Hi, i don't know if you ever come here but I have always admired you for staying so strong. I knew witty since 2010 but i created an account only in 2012 and i was so sad because you were already gone. I love your quotes so much, i still remember, 3 years back, i would come home and i would read your quotes because they're really amazing. I could relate to them at that time, and honestly, i still do. We once talked on tumblr :) You won't remember me because I've changed my url so many times and idk on which url i messaged you :) I'm not on tumblr anymore.. and I can't even find your blog. I hope wherever you are right now, you're safe and happy because you deserve happiness. I hope you're in good health and smiling at life right now :)
I just wanted to let you know that you're my inspiration and I wish we knew each other. We talked only once, or twice on tumblr, but yeah i will always remember you♄
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Pesadilla 6 years ago
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o l i v i a
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wittyquotesgurl 6 years ago
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i cant believe it's been a year since you last came on here. D:
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MyWittyProfile 6 years ago
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ir's been over a year :o
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MyWittyProfile 6 years ago
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ir's been over a year :o
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sillymiley 7 years ago
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Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!
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FairiesAreReal 7 years ago
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Haii. I absolutely love your layouts :o I used one and i gave credit xD
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dolph* 7 years ago
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Hey c:
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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xHello 7 years ago
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What if she secretly has another account and has been on witty this whole time :O
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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Pesadilla 7 years ago
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its only been 6 months wow liv :-(
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Mithi 7 years ago
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You're quotes << I loved them :/
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IEatPieAllDayandNight 7 years ago
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witty isn't the same without you. :c
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Calliebaby2222 7 years ago
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yo've only been away for 5 months come bck 2 witty were tryin 2 make it a better place than be4 ;(
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Imperfectedmuffin 7 years ago
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wow it's only been 4 months since you left, it seems so much longer,
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xendlessdreamerx 7 years ago
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Hi, I've started a new story, it's called 'breathe', and I was hoping you'd check it out! That would be awesome if you would, if not, that's okay too, sorry to bother you.
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ANICOLE 7 years ago
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chapter 5 of escape is up now!
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