xoamberxo24
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we
all have that boy
He’s the boy we try to
pretend we aren’t looking for
as we make our way to class.
He’s the boy that we lie about
and claim to not care about anymore.
He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
complete with the weakness in the
knees...
what if
tattoos just randomly
appeared on our skin
at key points in our lives
and we had to figure out
what they meant for
ourselves?
Hundreds of thousand of vegetables are sacrificed just so you could be a vegetarian.
Have a heart, eat a rock.
The rock took millions of years to form and it probably had a family and now you ate it.
Have a heart, drink water.
The water has come from the top clouds and the bottom of the sea forever just so you could drink it and turn it into pee.
Have a heart, breathe air.
The air was just being all cool as O2 and stuff until you decided to breath it.
Now it's just CO2
You disgust me.
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser.
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period
Student: Are you telling me that I'm pregnant?
i'm only going
to ask for faves once,
because i want to show
my mother
(she has cancer if you dont know
me)
& anyways
i want to show her
how i have a family,
& how i can be
strong
even without her
being there,
she feels like
she is abandoning me...
but i
REALLY
want to prove her
wrong!
so witty can you just
one
time
show your love in the
comments & faves
for my mommy!
i will be so
happy!
Thank you SO SO much,
in return i will write all who comment a nice
lonnnnng
note in their comment box! thank you witty
:)
MY WORST NIGHT MARE.
