hey where are you?
Me: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Me: HE JUST TEXTED ME! Me: AHHH! Me: Am I dreaming?!?! Me: He definetely likes me! Me: Oh my god! i have to text all my firends and tell him he likes me!!!<33 Me: <33333333
Sorry wrong person...meant to text my mom.
Me: ...
Why mention it, if you can't tell me.
Dear all the annoyed people.
There's always more conditioner than shampoo.
What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again.