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Member Since:Tue Aug 19 2008 16:04:22 EDT
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WrappeAround HiFinger

add to favs - #448959 by xograciegirl37 on January 06, 2009 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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dear conair,
your straightener isn't
working because he isn't noticing.

add to favs - #448143 by xograciegirl37 on January 06, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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READ. WORTH IT! [=
[ not mine ]

When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, "What kind of father is that? If you’re going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high? He won’t be able to shoot marbles without kneeling, tuck a child in bed without bending, or even kiss a child without a lot of stooping." God smiled, "Yes, but if I make him child-size, who would children have to look up to?"

When God made a father’s hands, they were large and sinewy. The angel shook her head sadly and said, "Do You know what You’re doing? Large hands are clumsy. They can’t manage diaper pins, small buttons, or rubber bands on pony tails." God smiled, "I know, but they’re large enough to hold everything a small boy empties from his pockets at the end of a day… yet small enough to cup a child’s face."

Then God molded long legs and broad shoulders. The angel nearby said, "Do You realize You just made a father without a lap? How will he pull a child close to him without the kid falling between his legs?" God smiled and replied, "A mother needs a lap. A father needs strong shoulders to pull a sled, balance a boy on a bicycle or hold a sleepy head on the way home from the circus."

God then created two very large feet. "Do You honestly think those feet are going to dig out of bed early in the morning when the baby cries? Or walk through a small birthday party without crushing at least three of the guests?" the angel said. God smiled: "They’ll support a child learning how to dance, and they will have shoes that young children can play in like clowns."

God worked through the night, giving fathers few words but a firm authoritative voice; eyes that see everything, but remain calm and tolerant. Finally, He added tears, then turned to the angel, "Now are you satisfied?"

The angel was silent.

iloveyoudaddy<3

add to favs - #447828 by xograciegirl37 on January 06, 2009 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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 lovely

add to favs - #447643 by xograciegirl37 on January 06, 2009 filed under love - get code - report quote

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 and when i talk to him i feel like the whole nights sky has filled
up in my stomach and the stars are twinkling extra bright*
<3

add to favs - #447608 by xograciegirl37 on January 06, 2009 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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for some reason
i all of a sudden feel like i have to pee my pants
when he just looks my way. </3

add to favs - #447579 by xograciegirl37 on January 06, 2009 filed under love - get code - report quote

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guysarelikesubways 
you miss one, but another one comes along in
five minutes

add to favs - #445447 by xograciegirl37 on January 05, 2009 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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 doyouknowhowitfeels
to have him sneak his arm
around you at the movies

add to favs - #428223 by xograciegirl37 on December 30, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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 doyouknowhowitfeels
to go to school with that
seems-to-be-perfect girl
who everyone loves

add to favs - #426414 by xograciegirl37 on December 30, 2008 filed under school - get code - report quote

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SeRiOUSLY?



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