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I am afraid
that when I have a child
they will be depressed and hurt themself.

Anyone else notice that anything on Witty can be found on Tumblr?

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Teacher: Somebody tell me how to take a multiple choice quiz.

Student: Duhh, You fill in the bubbles.
 

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You were given one mouth and two ears for a reason.

You are meant to listen twice as much as you are meant to talk.

My Social Studies teacher called on me to answer a question about the government;

I started my answer with "When there is like a..."

He stopped me and said,

"Try not to use the word 'like'"

I proceeded with my answer,

"When there is a person that like..."

He gave me a detention.

**Fave if you think it is difficult to say a sentence without using the word "like"**