xojenniexo

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He's everything I ever wanted

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Well hello thereeee my bestfriend just redid my profile... her name is lauren(lmsx123) go check out herr shizzz. (follow her) I LOVE HER SO MUCH. <3333 SHES MY LIFEEEE. SHES ALL I LIKEABOUTTT. OKAY BYEE<3

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Fave if you have a twitter
If you do PLEASEE PLEASEE PLEASEE follow me
follow me & i'll follow back : ) 
@JenniferGrubov

I hate when people say they regret doing something.
I think that if you enjoyed the moment, you shouldnt regret it later.
Especially girls with guys, like a girl kisses some guy, then later says they regret it.
Like no, in that moment you were happy, you just regret it because something happened later.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

What?
Nothing they just waved

oh
Did you sea what I did there?!

No
I'm shore you did..

How do you have friends?

Don't be such a beach.

NMF






So, I like this kid, lets call him 'Mr.Sexy'
So Mr.Sexy is dating this girl, lets call her 'Uglyass'
Mr.Sexy and Uglyass are dating
Well pshhhhhh Uglyass,
Have fun while you can cause Mr.Sexy is sexting me
and hes gonnaa bee mineeeeeeee soon 
Mwa ha ha ha ha ah aha a ahahha
ohhhhh i lovee this
hehehe

 

Don't you hate it when your friend
sings every d-a-m-n song they hear
i.mean.every.song
and you just want to shove a midget down their
throat.

Smiley faces are so sexual in
conversations:
hey:)
~turns into~
lets f*ck ;)

That Awkward Moment:
When your playing the question game and Family Guy is in the
background.







Mac Miller





ThatsSoMeee ♥


You're just mad 'cause
  your  mom  has  a  bigger  dick  then  you


Not My Format

 

 Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory.