girl: can you slow down,
please?
boy: no it’s
fun.
girl: please it’s
scaring me.
boy: but it’s
fun.
girl: please!
please!
boy: fine, only if you give me
a BIG hug.
*girl hugs boy*
girl: okay. now slow
down.
boy: fine, give me a kiss and
oh, could you take my helmet off? it’s really bugging me and
please put it on you.
*girl gives the boy a kiss and takes his helmet off and puts it
on.*
news paper next day: girl and boy drive into a building and only
one survives.
The truth: half way down the road the guy realized the brakes
weren’t working; so he wanted to feel the girl’s
kiss and hug one more time and for her to put the
helmet on so she could live, even though he would die.