Joined: January 11, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 262646

Alexis. You can call me Lexi.
HarryPotter. Tumblr.Witty.Movies. OneDirectionThe Notebook.The LastSong.Dear John. Texting. Disney Movies. Beauty and the Beast.Summer. HARRY STYLES<3
August 18, 14 years ago, I was born and raised in the Garden State (Jerseyy), I used to live at the Shore but now I live in Linden and I miss the shore more than anything. .
Some people think I'm a bitch, but that's life and theres always gonna be haters. Haters are my motivation<3
*Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
*Shot me out of the sky, You're my kryptonite, You keep making me weak, yeah frozen and can't breathe
*Can we fall? One more time, Stop the take, and rewind


xolexiwittyxo's Favorite Quotes

"Jesus had two dads,
so why can't i?"

(i saw this sign and am so inspired. love is unconditional.)

i think they should make a male version on Hooters.
Where guys walk around in just tight boxers.
and it should be called "Pythons."


Well, I put up a good fight. But your words cut like knives.

Harry is still 

my baby brother, but i always

knew those curls

 were going to be famous


                                                          - Gemma styles


- OneDirection


Who else remembers:

Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez
a theif!
Zack: No one's got the time!

                          Harry Potter: Hey, wanna go get our noses pierced together? HA!
                   Voldemort: Sorry, I can't. I'm having dinner with my parents. 

  Dear One Direction,

If you ever hear Selena

Gomez call you her "little

brothers" You run. You hear

me? You mother f`ucking



no hate. nmfnmq                              

 So today I posted a picture of me on Facebook with no makeup on and "she" commented "Eww were you dropped as a baby?" and "he" commented "Yes, in a bucket of beautiful."

*A nerdy guys phone goes off* 

Jock: who was that, your girlfriend? 

(everyone laughs)

Nerd: nope, it was yours.

dead silence.