xolexiwittyxo

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Joined: January 11, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
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Alexis. You can call me Lexi.
HarryPotter. Tumblr.Witty.Movies. OneDirectionThe Notebook.The LastSong.Dear John. Texting. Disney Movies. Beauty and the Beast.Summer. HARRY STYLES<3
August 18, 14 years ago, I was born and raised in the Garden State (Jerseyy), I used to live at the Shore but now I live in Linden and I miss the shore more than anything. .
Some people think I'm a bitch, but that's life and theres always gonna be haters. Haters are my motivation<3
*Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
*Shot me out of the sky, You're my kryptonite, You keep making me weak, yeah frozen and can't breathe
*Can we fall? One more time, Stop the take, and rewind
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Music...

xolexiwittyxo's Favorite Quotes

"Jesus had two dads,
so why can't i?"


(i saw this sign and am so inspired. love is unconditional.)








i think they should make a male version on Hooters.
Where guys walk around in just tight boxers.
and it should be called "Pythons."





 

Well, I put up a good fight. But your words cut like knives.



Harry is still 

my baby brother, but i always

knew those curls

 were going to be famous



 


                                                          - Gemma styles
 







 

- OneDirection

 


Who else remembers:

Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez
a theif!
Zack: No one's got the time!




                          Harry Potter: Hey, wanna go get our noses pierced together? HA!
                   Voldemort: Sorry, I can't. I'm having dinner with my parents. 






  Dear One Direction,

If you ever hear Selena

Gomez call you her "little

brothers" You run. You hear

me? You mother f`ucking

run.

                   





no hate. nmfnmq                              
                               



 
 So today I posted a picture of me on Facebook with no makeup on and "she" commented "Eww were you dropped as a baby?" and "he" commented "Yes, in a bucket of beautiful."




*A nerdy guys phone goes off* 

Jock: who was that, your girlfriend? 


(everyone laughs)

Nerd: nope, it was yours.




dead silence.