xomayox

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Joined: July 17, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
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heyy i am mayy(:

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Follow mee. I love my family and friends. I also love to play soccer and basketball. I will post quotes and I might try and do a story some timee. My bestfriend is phixoxo, I spend every second with herr.(: So go check her outt. She is amazingg. I blow out the candles August 15th. I am a twin, and I love my familyy and friendss.
 
 
                   
           

Quotes by xomayox

One day, if I have a son, I will show him Witty, and make him listen to Taylor Swift, so he will
have everything to know about girls, heartbreak, and love.
Ever thought
that when you sit on a public toliet it's just like your butt touching the last persons butt that sat there?
*Going into hollister*

Me: Oohh now thats an 8 pack.
Me:
Me:
Me: Is it weird that I want to touch a posters abs?
Me: Oh my gosh I love these clothes, give me all of themm!
Me: Okay I cant buy that.. 45 dollars for a shirt? Thats ridiculous!
*Walks away from the shirt trying to be adult like*
Me: I need that shirt!!
Me:
Me: Okay I am buying it. 
Me: Sorry mom.
Me: What have they done to this song? To think I used to like it!
Me: I want everythingg!
Me: Okay I need to leave I am going to faint
Me: I am starting to get really dizzy
Me: I HATE THIS MUSIC AND THE SMELL, ITS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
*Outside of store now*
Me: I really love that store.
100% fail the challenge below.




Don't read this sentence.
Oh preciouss!
Vas happeninn?
Everytime I hear a One Direction song, I have the sudden urge to go hunt them down and hug them, until I die. Oh wait, I have that feeling all the time.
Can we fall one more time?
Why
is there a banana singing 'it's peanut butter jelly time'?

 


 

Oh you want a perfect girl, huh?

Go buy a barbie.
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