Profile for xomeggie_babe11

0

Question For Thought:
#23
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

add to favs - #421694 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

-1

Question For Thought:
#22
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

add to favs - #421692 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

0

Question For Thought:
#21
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle

add to favs - #421688 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

0

Question For Thought:
#20

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

add to favs - #421680 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Question For Thought: 
#20 
 
 
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

3

Question For Thought:
#19

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

add to favs - #421678 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Question For Thought: 
#19 
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from 
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

3

Question For Thought:
#18

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

add to favs - #421675 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Question For Thought: 
#18 
 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from 
morons?

5

Question For Thought:
#16+17
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

add to favs - #421673 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Question For Thought: 
#16+17 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the 
same tune? 
 
 
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

0

Question For Thought:
#15
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

add to favs - #421670 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Question For Thought: 
#15 
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

5

Question For Thought:
#14
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties plural?

add to favs - #421666 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Question For Thought: 
#14 
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties plural?

5

Question For Thought:
#13
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

add to favs - #421662 by xomeggie_babe11 on December 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Question For Thought: 
#13 
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

follow	xomeggie_babe11
Member Since:	Thu Dec 4 2008 19:58:47 EST
AIM SN:
Quote Stats:	78
About:	I am Megan!?! Cheerleading is my life (...so are french fries) I tend to talk REALLY loud I am the person who screams "LLAMA" in the middle of the hallway I like making quotes pretty, so if anybody needs any quotes made prettier, just leave a comment (:

xomeggie_babe11

Recent Quotes by this Author:

0

-1

0

0

3

3

5

0

5

5

Quote Categories

How would you make
Witty Profiles better?

Join the Newsletter

Friends of Witty Profiles

Links