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xonadiaxo
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I found a typo in the book I was reading.
I felt superior to the editor.
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I went to my neighbors house. She said her rabbit can
do tricks if you give it treats. I patted it
on the head and said, "Silly
Rabbit, tricks are
for kids!"
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T
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I opened my closet.
I did not find Narnia.
=(
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T
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I asked the lady at Burger King to give me three things of BBQ sauce. She said she could only give me 2.
I didn't have it my way.
=(
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T
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I realized that the word
"bed"
actually does look like a bed.
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saying, "your pretty cute?"
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I had a milkshake.
It did not bring all the boys to the yard.
=(
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T
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My
sister
and
I
argued
over
who
the
cat
loved
more
.
She
pet
him
and
he
ran
away
. I
pet
him
and
he
purred
.
I
laughed
at
my
sister
and
he
purred
more
.
I
felt
as
if
he
was
laughing
with
me
.
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