xonbvballstarxo

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Joined: December 1, 2008
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Top reasons to like
a status:


1: Hahaha. that's pretty funny.


2. I completely agree.

3. I know that this is about me, so i'm purposely liking it.

4. I want to bang the s h i t out of you.

 




There are two reasons people
don't talk about something.
Either it means nothing
or it means everything.♥ 


 

This quote does not exist.

Today I saw quarter,
It was lying on the ground in the mall.
When I tried to pick it up, I realized it
was super glued to the ground. I looked
around to see if anyone saw me.
 a n d      t h e n     I     saw
a old man laughing at me and holding a tube
of crazy glue. I can only wish I was that 
cool when im that old.

MLIA.


How do I feel about my period?
Oh, we're tight . I love it .
I wanna hold really soft things,
like my cat .
It makes me feel really pure.
Sometimes I just wanna run on
the beach.
I like to twirl, maybe in slow motion.
& I do it in my white spandex!
And usually, by the third day,
I really just wanna dance .
The adds on TV are really helpful,
'cause they use that blue liqiud,
And I'm like, "Oh! That's
what's supposed to happen!"

Why are tampon adds so ridiculous?

 

kotex commercial (: *nmf















dear mom dad,
if my friends really did jump off a cliff,
it's because it was my idea.

Sincerely,
your daughter is a leader not a follower
 












 
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We fight like a married couple

Talk like best friends
Flirt like first loves
and protect eachother like brother and sister

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nmf.

if you love something,
set it free. if it comes
back, it was meant to
be. if it continues to fly,
let it soar, it means
that there's something
better in store.




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my ex updated his Facebook status 
and said he was standing on a cliff,

so i poked him.

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nmq,nmf


Whegrow up,
I want to still be friends with my bestfriend,
and be that awesome adult 
that her kids love.

Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;