Today I saw a quarter,
It
was lying on the ground in the mall.
When I tried to pick it up, I realized
it
was super glued to the ground. I looked
around to see if anyone saw me.
a n d t h e n I
saw
a old man laughing at me and holding a tube
of crazy glue. I can only wish I was that
cool when im
that old.
MLIA.
How do I feel
about my period?
Oh, we're tight
. I love it .
I wanna hold really
soft things,
like my cat .
It makes me feel really pure.
Sometimes I just wanna run on
the beach.
I like to twirl, maybe in slow
motion.
& I do it in my white
spandex!
And usually, by the third day,
I really just wanna dance
.
The adds on TV are really
helpful,
'cause they use that blue liqiud,
And I'm like, "Oh!
That's
what's supposed to
happen!"
Why
are tampon adds so
ridiculous?
kotex commercial (: *nmf