xonevershoutneverxo

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Joined: November 7, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 235663
Witty's boring now. Tumblr is way better. Peacccee

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*True Story*

Me:  Mom, I'm hungry. 
Mom:  I'm too tired to cook. I'll go get you something.

Me:  McDonalds chicken strips and friench fries please :)
Mom: No. Fast food unhealthy. I'll get you something from Walmart 
Me: Those potato fries and popcorn they sell hot!
Mom:  No... That's basically fast food.. Something mircowaveable.
Me: Curly Fries!

Mom: Are you kidding me? No fries..
Me: ...Please? D:
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Fine. I'll get you McDonalds.


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HERE'S SOME ADVICE,      
STAY ALIVE.     

                              - HAYMITCH; THE HUNGER GAMES



I'm over Witty. It's not the same anymore. I don't know what happened but this is not the website I joined a couple months ago....




Visit South Pole. 
Do a handstand.

Now your holding up the Earth.

 


 



 

PERSON: "GO TO HELL!"
ME:  "YEAH, COOL. SEE YOU THERE.
MAYBE WE'LL HAVE COFFEE OF SOMETHING." 








When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."





 




 



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Fact:           

YOUR CRUSH WILL THINK ABOUT YOU MORE
IF YOU START A CONVERSATION WITH HIM.

IT'S UP TO YOU TO GAIN THE CONFIDENCE.

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b1air


nmf

 
There was Bieber Fever...
And now there is Direction Infection. And baby, im infected
 



 



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My Awesomeness.



 



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Your Awesomeness.