xonevershoutneverxo

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Joined: November 7, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 235663
Witty's boring now. Tumblr is way better. Peacccee

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*True Story*

Me:  Mom, I'm hungry. 
Mom:  I'm too tired to cook. I'll go get you something.
Me:  McDonalds chicken strips and friench fries please :)
Mom: No. Fast food unhealthy. I'll get you something from Walmart 
Me: Those potato fries and popcorn they sell hot!
 Mom:  No... That's basically fast food.. Something mircowaveable.
Me: Curly Fries!
Mom: Are you kidding me? No fries..
Me: ...Please? D:
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Fine. I'll get you McDonalds.


Successful? I think so! :D

 
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HERE'S SOME ADVICE,      
STAY ALIVE.     
                              - HAYMITCH; THE HUNGER GAMES

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I'm over Witty. It's not the same anymore. I don't know what happened but this is not the website I joined a couple months ago....

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Visit South Pole. 
Do a handstand.
Now your holding up the Earth.

 

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PERSON: "GO TO HELL!"
ME:  "YEAH, COOL. SEE YOU THERE.
MAYBE WE'LL HAVE COFFEE OF SOMETHING." 

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When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."




 

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Swag on 
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Fact:           

YOUR CRUSH WILL THINK ABOUT YOU MORE
IF YOU START A CONVERSATION WITH HIM.
IT'S UP TO YOU TO GAIN THE CONFIDENCE.

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nmf

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There was Bieber Fever...
And now there is Direction Infection. And baby, im infected ♥
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My Awesomeness.



 



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Your Awesomeness.
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