*A little girl was talking to
her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal
its throat was very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven
I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask
him?"