xotaylor73

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Joined: December 30, 2011
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Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night

 

That awkward moment when you haven't seen someone in a long time and they suddenly became hot.
My friend Amanda:

 

what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do

Me:

kill it

It's a teen thing:
Doing something weird and thinking "and this is why i'm single.."

 

 
Mom: What do you think? I'm made of money?
Me: Thats what  MOM stands for....
My quote

 



Boys don't realize how lucky they are.
While they go out with all their friends, having a good time, we're at home, cuddled up on the sofa in sweats & hoodies, stuffing our face with chocolate, complaining about how much life sucks, & getting stabbed by thousands of tiny ninja's inside us.





 
1,000,000TH CUSTOMER GETS NEW CAR.
 
 
 
999,999TH CUSTOMER.
 

Don't Wanna Be Perceived For

Something That I'm Not

Just Wanna Be Accepted For The Little

That I Got.

 

-Cher Lloyd

Friend: hey when is our math test again?

Me: Rebecca Black.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: I see what you did there.