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http://www.fuse.tv/ontv/shows/best-of-2009/ <You!Staring at the computer screen!Make yourself useful and vote for Paramore as many times as you can NOW!

Hello.My name is Sarah.I'm 12 years old,in 7th grade,and I live in New York State.I am obsessed with harry potter and twilight.I am Team Edward and I'm a Slytherin.I just don't get the ugg boots obsession.Anyone else with me?My youtube account is xomiserybusinessxo1.I don't make videos,though.Thats it,really!I hope you like my quotes!
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11/18/09
i'd rather be in forks...

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Movies:twilight,hp 1-6,the lost boys,the vampires assistant
Bookseries:twilight saga,hp saga,secret circle,house of nightcirque du freak
word:indeed
band:paramore
song:let the flmaes begin-paramore

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Haha ill settle for a cutout ;)

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So here I am,
on witty,when it hits me.Hard,like I just ran into a brick wall.And as hyperventalation threatens to kick in,I realize that New Moon,the next chapter,the movie we've been waiting for for a year,comes out

TxOxMxOxRxRxOxW

haha i took the melodramatic route with this quote XD
(P.S. Team Edward FTW!)

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on November 19, 2009 18:44:34

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Imma let you finish-urbandictionary.com

1)Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West.
Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.

Bob: Thank you Mr. Brown for having us in to give this sales presentation. We'd like to talk to you today about...
Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is!
2)What Kanye West says when he has no intent on letting someone finish.

Imma Let You Finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
3)The "nice" way to interrupt someone. Direct quote from Kanye West's infamous interruption of Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's.

Zach: "Hey, can I borrow that cologne of yours? I'm taking my girlfriend out to dinner tomorrow night and..."
Tyler: "Imma let you finish, but I have the best girlfriend ever. The BEST. GIRLFRIEND. EVER."
4)The way to describe yourself if your interrupting someone on stage

Kanye : Yo Taylor, Imma let you finish, but I just want to say that I am the greatest bitch of all time. OF ALL TIME!

made by xothecullenatorxo
on November 19, 2009 17:53:01

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<div style="text-align: center">Imma let you finish-urbandictionary.com 
<div class="definition" style="text-align: left">1)Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West. 
Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.</div>
<div class="example" style="text-align: left">Bob: Thank you Mr. Brown for having us in to give this sales presentation. We'd like to talk to you today about... 
Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is! 
2)What Kanye West says when he has no intent on letting someone finish.
<div class="example">Imma Let You Finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. 
3)The "nice" way to interrupt someone. Direct quote from Kanye West's infamous interruption of Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's.
<div class="example">Zach: "Hey, can I borrow that cologne of yours? I'm taking my girlfriend out to dinner tomorrow night and..." 
Tyler: "Imma let you finish, but I have the best girlfriend ever. The BEST. GIRLFRIEND. EVER." 
4)The way to describe yourself if your interrupting someone on stage
<div class="example">Kanye : Yo Taylor, Imma let you finish, but I just want to say that I am the greatest bitch of all time. OF ALL TIME!</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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Expiration Chug-urbandictionary.com
When someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date.

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

=]

made by xothecullenatorxo
on November 19, 2009 15:42:05

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I just
don't get the point of bumperstickers.Don't they cause accidents?Okay,so you're driving on the highway and the car in front of you has this flashy,colorful bumpersticker.You try to read it,and BAM!You hit a tree.Just saying,they serve no purpose.

made by xothecullenatorxo
on November 18, 2009 18:29:08

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Isle Esme
"Home of the free flying feathers."
=]

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on November 18, 2009 18:08:13

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Homework-urbandictionary.com

Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.

(9:00 pm)
Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Haha i totallly agree on this...is anyone else with me?

made by xothecullenatorxo
on November 17, 2009 18:42:49

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<div class="definition" style="text-align: center">Homework-urbandictionary.com</div>
<div class="definition">Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.</div>
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(9:00 pm) 
Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 
 
 
 
 
Haha i totallly agree on this...is anyone else with me?</div>

Google

[_the best band in the history of...well,history._]

[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]

Make Google my homepage

Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google

©2009 - Privacy

Did You Mean: paramore?

Why yes i did,Google =]

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on November 17, 2009 18:00:00

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<div style="text-align: center">Google 
 
[_the best band in the history of...well,history._] 
 
[Google Search]  [I'm Feeling Lucky] 
 
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<div style="text-align: center">  Make Google my homepage 
 
Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google 
 
©2009 - Privacy 
 
Did You Mean: paramore? 
 
 
Why yes i did,Google =] 
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Barney-urbandictionary.com
An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

made by xothecullenatorxo
on November 15, 2009 13:34:16

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Kiss or ~~Diss~~:

Zac Efron- diss

Cody Linley- diss

Corbin Blue- diss

Taylor Lautner- kiss

Dylan Sprouse- diss

Cole Sprouse-diss

Ryan Sheckler- diss

Chris Brown- diss

David Cook- diss

Akon- diss

Flo Rida- diss

Nat Wolff- diss

Alex Wolff- diss

Ryan Seacrest- diss

Bow Wow- diss

Sean Kingston- diss

Nick Jonas- diss

Edward Cullen- kiss!!!!!<333

Daniel Radcliffe- kiss

Rupert Grint- kiss

Robert Pattinson- kiss

Chace Crawford- diss

Joe Jonas- diss

Kevin Jonas- diss

Orlando Bloom- diss

Jake T. Austin- diss

Johnny Depp- diss

Shia LaBeouf- diss

Frankie Jonas- diss

Jesse McCartney- diss

Mason Musso- diss

Lucas Till- diss

Justin Beiber- diss

T-Pain- diss

made by xothecullenatorxo
on November 15, 2009 11:27:06

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Close your eyes and make believe this is where you want to be.
Forgetting all the memories, try to forget love cause

love's forgotten me

Decoy-paramore

made by xothecullenatorxo
on November 14, 2009 19:06:47

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