No matter where you go in the country, local car dealership commercials always suck.
"I wanna be a billionare so freakin bad" ... yeah we all so. stop complaining.
Daaamn.
i want bruno mars to write a song about me.
when i was your age, vampires sucked blood, not dick.
im not hatin' on twilight i just found this hilarious.
i hate it when i think of a really good quote, but im to lxaxzxy to make it.
watching a creepy show: "I love this show!" in bed after a creepy show: "Holy crap what is that shadow? Its a murderer. I'm gonna die."
"That's what she said!" "Dude. Shut up, you're a girl."
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