xoxcmsoftball34xox

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Joined: April 17, 2012
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Quotes by xoxcmsoftball34xox

When you chat someone on Facebook....

They don't reply then 5 minutes later post a status,
BI*CH u just posted a status and u read the message at 3:03 p.m.

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When someone calls 'shotgun', i yell 'rosaparks' and sit in the seat and don't move(;
nmq
Two girls go in to apply for a job,
they look EXACTLY alike,
they are the SAME age,
and they have the SAME parents
they are not twins what are they?


Triplets! :P
^^^highlight to find out

He asked me if i had feelings for him...
I said as a friend...
He said Nothing more? 
I said No
now he won't talk to me.. we are..were rlly close; any advice?
When sophores say "ew freshman" like...
CHILL YOU WERE ONE LAST YEAR, WHAT U THINK UR ALL COOL NOW CUZ UR A SOPHMORE WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY IMMMA WAYYYYYYYYYYYY COOLER THAN U AND ALWAYS WILLL BE BI*CH!
hahh had to let it out haa

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof?

Purple. Beacuse aliens don't wear hats!

come on guys its simple !!(;

wow. U wanna fight over facebook? What are you gunna do CAPS LOCK me to death???

That awkward moment when...
u get ur younger sisters friend to come into ur room and kill a spider for you:/
lol

 

When you're on faceboook:
You message someone they don't respond then like 30 seconds later they make a status...
NICEEE b*tch ur really NICE!

Roses are red
Viloets are blue,
Hes for me
Not for you,
And if by chance
You take my place,
I'll take my fist
And smash your face
(: