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Happy New Year! This is all mine and it took a while to make, so please give me credit if you must [i[I prefer you don't repost it on witty] repost it.  Thank you very much! By the way, I do most requests.
-xoximyoursxox

add to favs - #429759 by xoximyoursxox on December 31, 2008 filed under pictures - get code - report quote

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My five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning booth!
-Juno [BEST MOVIE EVER!]

add to favs - #418972 by xoximyoursxox on December 27, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Reasons Why My Friends and Me don't wear make up!

Mascara- would be ruined when we laugh so hard we cry!
Lipstick- we would rather save it so we can write with it on who-falls-asleep-first's face at a sleepover!
Eye Shadow- eye shadow? nah, to us it's magical dust to rub on our homemade voo doo dolls!
Eye Liner- we only dress up as clowns on Halloween...and you think WE are immature? you are the ones dressing as clowns when its wayy past Halloween!

add to favs - #397481 by xoximyoursxox on December 17, 2008 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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Shhh!
Sometimes I laugh hysterically at a not funny joke just so he will smile at me!

add to favs - #397461 by xoximyoursxox on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I'm like the ringleader:
I call the shots.
I'm like a firecracker:
I make it hot!

add to favs - #389476 by xoximyoursxox on December 13, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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Guys' Guide to Girls #4

Please, break up with us IMMEDIATELY if you don't like us! If you don't the break up will just hurt even more for both of us! [we'll be heartbroken and rumors will be spread by our friends that you're gay.]

add to favs - #389419 by xoximyoursxox on December 13, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Guys' Guide to Girls #3

JUST ASK US OUT! We will obviously say yes if we like you and if we don't we'll say yes anyway to make our crush jealous!

add to favs - #389411 by xoximyoursxox on December 13, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Guys' Guide to Girls #2

When we "shiver" [we can act too] it means we want you to offer your jacket to us in class, to show everyone you like us.
This applies ESPECIALLY to crushes!

add to favs - #389400 by xoximyoursxox on December 13, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Guys' Guide to Girls #1
What She Really Means on AIM
lol : i dont get it but whatever you say is funny!
idk : "i really do know, but I dont want to seem like a nerd/stalker to you
idc : "i care... a lot."
nmu? : "i've been on for hours waiting JUST for your screenname to pop up"
jw : "i want to know everything, about you."
bye. : nooo! i've been waiting for hours and he cant even talk for a minute?

Most of the credit goes to xXxRandomxXx thanks!

add to favs - #389385 by xoximyoursxox on December 13, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I <3 Jingle Ball 2008


went to the nyc concert last night...amazingg!

add to favs - #389331 by xoximyoursxox on December 13, 2008 filed under celeb - get code - report quote

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