xoxjillxox101

Status: What is life if you dont live it?
Joined: October 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 230409
Location: somewhere where my mind isnt
Gender: F

Dont let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Hey creeper
10 facts about me that you probably dont care about or wont read, so basically they are facts that i wrote because i was bord.. :
1-Im insecure (who isnt these days?)
2-I have the best friends a person could ever ask for, which makes me one of the luckiest people in the entire world.
3-I want to be wanted
4-People really dont undserstand what my family is like.
5-Im honestly always confused.
6-Music literally is my life line.
7-I think im hesterical, even though many people *cough cough colleen* dont think so. :)
8-Nutella.
9-I hate people.
10- I want to face my fears but they hold me back.
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xoxjillxox101's Favorite Quotes

Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.
I bet most of you guys here on Witty 
Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.










Stoners
have the
best stories







I JUST READ A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE BOY
WHOSE DOG DIED AND THEY WERE LIKE
"why can't dogs live as long as humans?" and the little boy
was like "Because humans live to learn how to love,
but dogs are born already knowing how."
SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW CUTE AND ACCURATE
IS THAT???

 






 



That one kid who hands in their test first
and then a parade of students go and do it after them




 

Remember when you didnt know which band member was which Remember when you didn’t know whose voice was whose.
Now its just audio of someone: breathes
me: Niall STOP UGH 


What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

you waited your whole life for this didn’t you






If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your username as loud as I can
Youtube: Update your profile and add new things so your friends can identify you.

what friends.




 


Teacher: Why didn't you read the poem,
or do the worksheet, or study for the vocab quiz?

Me: Well Dark was updated, so.
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