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Friends V.S Best Friends...
Friends wait out side patiently while you go pee, best friends come inside and entertain you.

Friends politely tell you when you have something on your face, best friends smear more of it on.

Friends will help you do your make-up just right, best friends will make you look like an idiot and then let you do the same to them.

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 If you really care...

About the homeless people that dont know where they will get their next meal.... rate high

If you really care...

About the girl who is sexually abused by  her step dad... rate high

If you really care...

About the school geek who gets beat up in the parking lot after school... rate high

If you really care... 

About the boy whose mom is an alcoholic and doesnt even know he exists... rate high

If you really care....

About making our world a better place, rate high

mom: You know, you really shouldnt be watching this show. Its not something you should be watching, its innapropriate.

Me: Mom its fine, really I mean there are some parts, but they arent that bad.

Mom: Well its on MTV and sometimes the shows can be... weird.

Me: MOM ITS FINE! I SWEAR NOTHING BAD WILL HAppen... 

* People on TV madly start making out and feeling each other*

Me: Ohhhhh dear............ (She was supposed to leave before this happened)

 How come....

I can pour out my deepest darkest secrets on WITTYPROs but cant even trust my own friends with them??

(100 % me! Make pretty but credit please!)

 . F u n n y . t h i n g s . t o . d o . i n . a n . e l e v a t o r .

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Rate high if this made you laugh!! :D (not mine)

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(Please dont steal! This did take a while!)

 Do you ever...
Rate quotes high just because they are pretty? Or rate a quote high because every one else does?

... I know i do!    yeah i know... we are so cool       

beachgirlE77: Hey!
skaterbro2589: Whats up?
beachgirlE77: Not much. U?
skaterbro2589: Just chillin. 
BeachgirlE77l: Oh cool.
skaterbro2589: Umm... i kinda have to ask you somthing, but its  embarrassing. 
BeachgirlE77: Oh really? What is it?     *Omg he might actually be askin me out!*
Skaterbro2589:  Um.. Do u wanna go out wit me?
BeachgirlE77: Yeah! :D
Skaterbro2589: Well I have to go but will talk to you later.
BeachgirlE77: ok! bye!

The next day:

*Girl turns to see Boy making out with her best friend*
Girl: WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH HER? YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Boy: Oh. Yeah i ment to ask out her. I guess I got the wrong screen name.
*Girl stomps away*
Girl: That is the last time i trust any one on aim!!

(these situations stink!)

 Dont you hate it when...
You really have to pee and either
A.) Your teacher wont let you.
               OR
B.) Some other kid asks right before you do and then  after that the teacher does not allow anyone else to go?
Rate high if this has happened to you!