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i hated going to weddings.
all   the    grandmas    would   poke   me
and say " you're  n e x t " they stopped
when   i  started   doing  it   to   them  at

f u n e r a l s .

not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?
Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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Some Stupid Celeb Quotes


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears


"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey


"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold
Schwarzenegger

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager


"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
-
Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"

— Britney Spears

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl 

 If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!
A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example: 
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"

9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.

19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.

**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
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Funny Things to Do In a Public Bathroom

   

Narrate what you are doing as if you are writing a novel.

Go into a stall and start laughing hysterically. When you walk out, act like nothing happened.

Lock all the stalls from the inside (climb over the tops). Scream “OCCUPIED!” if anyone tries to get in.

Wait at a stall. Tell everyone that your imaginary friend is in there.

 Sing opera as loudly and as badly as possible when you are waiting for a stall.

Stand at the paper towels and tell everyone that you are the “Master of the Towels.” Make people dance to get a towel.

Act amazed when the water turns on.

Carry on a conversation with yourself in a stall.

Hum loudly the first 6 notes of Happy Birthday over and over again as you wash your hands.

Dance everywhere and make up songs about what you are doing at the moment. For example “I am washing my hands, yeah! I put the soap on my hands, yeah! I rinsed the soap off my hands, yeah! Woo hoo! I am washing my hands, yeah!

 

 

Don't you remember?
~when periods only came at the end of a sentence
~kissing was "ewwwie"
~when we had ketchup and it made that farting sound & we laughed our head off and it made our day
~it was illegal to say "shut up" and if you did you would get a time out
~you were bad if you ran with scissers
~ if we sang "who let the dogs out" we felt the coolest
~ when bra's were so cool
~we slept with our rugrats pjs and a stuff animal of blues clues
~when we went on the computer we went on "paint" and thought it was the coolest 8
~we had those hot, pink FAKE barbie flip phones(:[[that i so dont have anymore pshh.:]]
~Brittany Spears was our "role model"
~we all wanted to be a super hero
~when light up shoes were so cool!
~we took our cd players to school to show them off
~going on a date was like snack time at school sharing a cookie
~the word "hot" ment something was buring on FIRE
~ when everyone in your entire grade was your best friend foreverY
Do you remember? well i do!(:


pppppppppp


now!
~periods come once a month
~kissing is the best thing now
~ if someone farts know one laughs
~it's impossible to say F* and not get suspended for it
~your bad if you
smoke
~if we sang A** like that we WERE the coolest.
~ now bras are annoying!
~ we sleep with are hollister tank topss& sweat pants.
~ now we go on Witty Profiles, and we feel cool:]
~now we eather have the sidekick, chocolate i-phone or voyager[[that i soo have!!]]
~ we want to be somethingg more mature than a super hero now
~ now light up bras are cool!
~ we take are i-pod touch to school to show off
~ going on a date now is you and your bf alone at the movie theaters
~ now we use the worddd "sexii"
~ now your lucky to have 3 T-R-U-E bestfriendsY out of your whole grade.

do you see the difference?

had this on my otherr account! u can check pegpegin..:] rate high plz! i havent had a quote rated over 100 yet!