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I think I should me an actor.
My mother still thinks
I’m studying(;
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Beginning
But anyone can start today and make a new
Ending
Be careful of love
It'll twist your brain around
And leave you thinking
Up is down
&
Right is wrong
-Battle of the Labryinth
It'll twist your brain around
And leave you thinking
&
Right is wrong
-Battle of the Labryinth
Ironic Things To Think About
1.) If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
2.) If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
3.) If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4.) If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
5.) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
6.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
7.) How come abbreviated is such a long word?
8.) Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
9.) Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
10.) Why are there 5 syllables in "monosyllabic"
11.) If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what to humanitarians eat?
12.) Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
13.) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
14.) If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
15.) How come in the sun makes your hair lighter but your skin darker?
2.) If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
3.) If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4.) If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
5.) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
6.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
7.) How come abbreviated is such a long word?
8.) Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
9.) Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
10.) Why are there 5 syllables in "monosyllabic"
11.) If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what to humanitarians eat?
12.) Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
13.) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
14.) If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
15.) How come in the sun makes your hair lighter but your skin darker?
Right now, there are
6,957,315,194
In the world right now
So how out of all these people,
We are supposed to find that one special person?
That seems
--->impossible<---
Got the idea from "Dreamless"
Sorry if its jocked
--->Tell me<---
Did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights are faded
And that heaven is overrated
--->Tell me<---
Did you fall for a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
The most powerful force in the universe?
Gossip
Gossip
22 Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
TOTALLY NOT MINE! Just thought it was funny(:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
TOTALLY NOT MINE! Just thought it was funny(:
friendship...
Its not something you learn in school.
but if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything.
-Muhammad Ali
After all those boys
Broke my heart
I'm starting to doubt
--->In Love<---
Broke my heart
I'm starting to doubt
--->In Love<---
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