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SmartphOWNED
#3
HELP ME JESSICA! HOW AM I
GUNNA TELL JEFF I LIKE HIM?!
way too awk!
you just did.
what are you talking about?
look @ who you sent the message to..
OMFG /:
dont worry, I like you too (:
p.s. i get all thesee from a website sooo dont hate these are NOT mine and im not taking credit. I just thought they were funny.. & im not copying anyone or anything. hater comments are gunna be deleted kbye<33
SmartphOWNED
#2
Hey max
yo mama's like the library..
shes open to the public
Martin , look who you
just sent this text to..
OH. I'm so sorry mrs.
H.
I didn't actually mean it
It isnt' refering to you its just a
hypethetical joke.
okay martin, but remember
that
yo mama's so ugly her birth
certificate is an apology from
the condom factory.
You just made my day.
SmartphOWNED
#1
Hey mom sorry about walking
in on you & dad last night..
What do you mean?
I'm on a business trip, remember?
wait, so THAT WASNT YOU IN
BED
WITH DAD LAST NIGHT?!
he is so
dead.