xoxo_ellen

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Joined: October 2, 2010
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 127237



 

xoxo_ellen's Favorite Quotes



DOCTOR: are you sexually active?
ME: ha

ME: hahahaha
ME: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
ME: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
ME: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
ME: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
ME: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
ME: Hahaha
ME: Haaa...
ME: Whooooo, that was a good one.
ME: No, no I am not.

 


Straight Person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant Person: You're gay.
Straight Person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant Person: F*ggot, you're going to helll.
Straight Person: Okay, cool. I'll be right back, I'm going to go kick a dog.
Ignorant Person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! It's just a dog! It's not hurting anybody, so why should you be so cruel to it?!
Straight Person: Oh. I didn't know you were a dog. Freak.
Ignorant Person: I'm not a dog.
Straight Person: Well obviously you are. If you weren't a dog, why would you stand up for them?
Ignorant Person: Wow. Don't you know you can stand up for somethng without being it?
Straight Person: ...
Ignorant Person: ..oh..
Straight Person: Think before you speak.



NEVER IGNORE A CRY FOR HELP
because it might just be their final plea.

 

*Laying down to sleep*
Me: Im not tired.
Me: What am I gonna do tomorrow.
Me: Wait, its not the weekend.
Me: I'll probably just sleep all day.
Me: Wait, was that a monster?
Me: *Hides under covers*
Me: HAHAAH I have out smarted you.
Me: Ok. Lets go to sleep.
Me: Lays there* AGH forgot to pray.
Me: praying then gets distracted*
Me: lol. he looked at me today.
Me: Wait, maybe, he was looking at the girl behind me.
Me: HAHA.. He was wasnt he -.-
Me: Forever alone.
Me: Lalalal elmos world.
Me: Hears phone vibrate-
Me: Leans way over the bed so I wont have to get up-
Me: Text message, woot woot im so popular!
Mom:-text- You need to go to bed.
Me: Shhhhhhhh.




Dude,


I was there.



Stop trying to change the story.

Format by Sandrasaurus





Call me.
Fck this 'maybe' sh/t.♥


My boyfriend is leaving me because he thinks i have an obsession with africa. Uganda be kidding me, Kenya believe it? Well, it Ghana be a messy break up.
                                                   

nmf/nmq



"WHY?!?!"
"Because I said so!!!"

Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
nmf

 



IT REALLY BOTHERS ME
when  i  see  that  someone  has  deleted  a  quote.
i  will  never  read  that  opinion,  that  joke ,  or  that  cry  for  help.
when  you  post  a  quote  on  witty,
you're  supposed  to   get   only   good   feelings   in   return.
these  days,  people only get insecure.
people are scared of what  other  wittians may think.
i  think  we're  all  a  little  afraid  that  a  hater  might  come  to  our  profile
and  just  totally bash us out. i know  i  am.
but witty used to be a place where opinions were respected.
these     days  it's  like  a    constant  battle    between  directioners    and    non-directioners.
between  popular and unpopular.
skinny  and  fat,  even.
we've become everything we promised we never would.
there's still time to change.
stop       deleting .       stop       being       scared .
start  being  witty  again,  because  i  feel  like  i'm  fighting    alone.



 

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