xoxo_ellen

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Joined: October 2, 2010
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 789.
Not anymore, didn't you hear?
6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.

 

 



I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

 

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 Man: What is one million years like to you?    
God: Only a second.                                        
 Man: What is one million dollars like to you?
 God: Only a coin.                                             
Man: CAN I HAVE A COIN?!?!?!?1? :D              
God: Just a second...                                      




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brotips #413
never make eye contact
while eating a banana.

brotips.com

 




Where do 5 gay guys walk?

 in One Direction

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Me:  So, I hear you like One Direction.
Her: Yeah! Totally! Lewis is my favorite!
Me:  
Her:
Me:  
Her:
Me:  
Her:
Me: Never mind...


My thoughts during school
me:
damn he fine
me: my teacher was drunk when they got dressed this morning
me: homework?.. sh*t i knew i forgot to do something
me: whens lunch
me: her outfit is better than mine
me: dont talk to me little b*tch ill kick your as*
me: jk im weak as f*ck.. but i still dont like you
me: its tuesday!? wow i hate all of you
me: WHY DON'T YOU COMPLETE NUMBERS 1-5 AND TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE B*TCH
me: dude, i don't want to fight you, i just need a pencil
me: lol, chemistry.. I thought I was in english..
me: i wonder what everyone would do if i jumped out the window
me: if this girl doesn't stfu in 5 seconds i swear to god ill pull the fire alarm
me: OMF he just looked at me. i knew i always liked this class
me: 'hey i just met you and'... oh f*ck, not again
me: hey creeper on the other side of the room, yeah you, i can see you staring at me idiot
me: dammit everyones raising their hands except me.. *nonchalantly raises hand*
me: Can't wait for this weekend.. lol jk i have no friends
me: THE BELL!? Dear jesus thank you now i can get the f*ck outta this motherf-- *a bunch of fat girls start slowly walking in front of me*
me: yeah well fml




all girls; i'd rather be called beautiful instead of hot
me; i'll take what i can get


 


 






Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you f*cking think for?


 

 

credittoforgeter

 
                                  When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.
 
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