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Quotes by xoxofayexoxo
Going through life,
one day a a time
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! my layout exceeded does anyone
know a good layout site?
my sister
cares
♥
It's no like a didn't know my sister
looked at my Witty,
i just never thought she'd confront me about
it....
when she needs
escape,
she can always go into the bathroom,
shut the door,
unclasp her watch.
take out the razor hidden,
and forget,
for a
few precious moments.
It should not be my therapists
business whether I cut or not.
She is asking for details I dont want to talk
about.
How do
you feel when you do it?
How deep do you cut?
Have you told any friends?
It
should not be anybody else's business but
mine.
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Thirty ways
to get kicked out of WallMart
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
3. Re-dress the male mannequins in female clothes.
4. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
5. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
6. Play with the automatic doors.
7. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
8. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
9. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
10. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
11. Try to put M&M’s on layaway.
12. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows.
14. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
15. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
16. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock.
17. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
18. Take bets on the battle above.
19. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
20. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
23. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
24. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
25. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
26. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
27. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
28. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
29. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
30. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and yell " The voice it's its BACK!"
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
3. Re-dress the male mannequins in female clothes.
4. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
5. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
6. Play with the automatic doors.
7. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
8. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
9. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
10. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
11. Try to put M&M’s on layaway.
12. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows.
14. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
15. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
16. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock.
17. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
18. Take bets on the battle above.
19. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
20. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
23. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
24. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
25. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
26. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
27. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
28. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
29. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
30. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and yell " The voice it's its BACK!"
letters to ;
day 01- your best friend
day 02- your crush
day03- Your parents
day 04- your sibling
day 05- your dreams
day 06- a stranger
day 07-Your ex boyfriend
day 08- Your favirote internet friend
day 09- someone you wish you could meet
day 10- someone you wish you could talk to more
day 11- To a deceased person you wish you could talk to
day 12- the person you hate the most/ caused you alot of pain
day 13- someone you wish could forgive you
day 14- someone you drifted away from
day 15- the person you miss the most
day 16- someone thats not in the same state
day 17- someone from your childhood.
day 18- someone you wish you could be
day 19- someone that pesters your mind good or bad
day 20- the one who broke your heart the hardest
day 21- someone you judged by your first impression
day 22- someone you want too give a second chance too
day 23- the last person you kissed
day 24- The person that gave you your favirote memory
day 25- the person you know is going through the worst of times.
day 26- the last person you made a pinky promise to
day 27- the friendliest person you knew for only one day.
day 28- someone who changed your life
day 29- someone you want to tell everything too, but your afraid
day 30- your reflection in the mirrorSo yesterday I came home
day 01- your best friend
day 02- your crush
day03- Your parents
day 04- your sibling
day 05- your dreams
day 06- a stranger
day 07-Your ex boyfriend
day 08- Your favirote internet friend
day 09- someone you wish you could meet
day 10- someone you wish you could talk to more
day 11- To a deceased person you wish you could talk to
day 12- the person you hate the most/ caused you alot of pain
day 13- someone you wish could forgive you
day 14- someone you drifted away from
day 15- the person you miss the most
day 16- someone thats not in the same state
day 17- someone from your childhood.
day 18- someone you wish you could be
day 19- someone that pesters your mind good or bad
day 20- the one who broke your heart the hardest
day 21- someone you judged by your first impression
day 22- someone you want too give a second chance too
day 23- the last person you kissed
day 24- The person that gave you your favirote memory
day 25- the person you know is going through the worst of times.
day 26- the last person you made a pinky promise to
day 27- the friendliest person you knew for only one day.
day 28- someone who changed your life
day 29- someone you want to tell everything too, but your afraid
day 30- your reflection in the mirrorSo yesterday I came home
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for latter.